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Walt Zingmatilder

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Church Notes
« on: January 24, 2016, 10:50:05 AM »
We welcome you to

The First Church of The Methodology

We are dedicated to the belief of SCIENTISM and THE METHODOLOGY

Our Vicar is the Rt Rev Nearly Sane

Priest Emeritus Rev Blue Hillside.

Services This Month

Sunday 1: Heterosexual Civil Partnerships: should we be worried?
                Reading: Dawkins 3:33

Sunday 2: Pagans: Are they any use to the cause?
               Reading : Hitchens  34:33

Sunday3: The Feast of St alin

Sunday 4: Non celebrities in the Humanist Movement: Truth or Myth

Ministry team: Shaker, Ippy, Floo

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We would like to thank Mrs Susan Doris for supporting THE JUMBLE.
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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2016, 10:58:24 AM »
Quote from: On stage before it wore off. on January 24, 2016, 10:50:05 AM
We welcome you to

The First Church of The Methodology

We are dedicated to the belief of SCIENTISM and THE METHODOLOGY

Our Vicar is the Rt Rev Nearly Sane

Priest Emeritus Rev Blue Hillside.

Services This Month

Sunday 1: Heterosexual Civil Partnerships: should we be worried?
                Reading: Dawkins 3:33

Sunday 2: Pagans: Are they any use to the cause?
               Reading : Hitchens  34:33

Sunday3: The Feast of St alin

Sunday 4: Non celebrities in the Humanist Movement: Truth or Myth

Ministry team: Shaker, Ippy, Floo

Outridereach team Outrider

We would like to thank Mrs Susan Doris for supporting THE JUMBLE.

Take more water with it, dear! ::)
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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2016, 11:09:20 AM »
Vlad, however long you spent composing that, it was way too long. Not so much time well spent as time completely wasted.
« Last Edit: January 24, 2016, 11:19:01 AM by Rhiannon »
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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2016, 11:10:39 AM »
Well it made me smile!!!   :)
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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2016, 11:14:14 AM »
Quote from: Thrud the Barbarian on January 24, 2016, 11:10:39 AM
Well it made me smile!!!   :)
Bless you Thrud.....I trust you will be joining us for Matins?
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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2016, 11:14:54 AM »
Quote from: On stage before it wore off. on January 24, 2016, 10:50:05 AM
We welcome you to

The First Church of The Methodology

We are dedicated to the belief of SCIENTISM and THE METHODOLOGY

Our Vicar is the Rt Rev Nearly Sane

Priest Emeritus Rev Blue Hillside.

Services This Month

Sunday 1: Heterosexual Civil Partnerships: should we be worried?
                Reading: Dawkins 3:33

Sunday 2: Pagans: Are they any use to the cause?
               Reading : Hitchens  34:33

Sunday3: The Feast of St alin

Sunday 4: Non celebrities in the Humanist Movement: Truth or Myth

Ministry team: Shaker, Ippy, Floo

Outridereach team Outrider

We would like to thank Mrs Susan Doris for supporting THE JUMBLE.

Bloody outreach! I demand a recount. Give me 'Bellringer' or give me schism!

O.
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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2016, 11:18:17 AM »
Quote from: Outrider on January 24, 2016, 11:14:54 AM
Bloody outreach! I demand a recount. Give me 'Bellringer' or give me schism!

O.


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Walt Zingmatilder

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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2016, 01:59:26 PM »
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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2016, 02:36:09 PM »
Quote from: On stage before it wore off. on January 24, 2016, 11:14:14 AM
Bless you Thrud.....I trust you will be joining us for Matins?

Shaken, not stirred of course!!
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Walt Zingmatilder

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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2016, 02:56:20 PM »
Quote from: Thrud the Barbarian on January 24, 2016, 02:36:09 PM
Shaken, not stirred of course!!
Fatima Blush: Mr Bond you are all wet.
Bond: Yesh But mah Maertineh ish shtill dry.
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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2016, 03:20:32 PM »
Quote from: On stage before it wore off. on January 24, 2016, 10:50:05 AM
We welcome you to

The First Church of The Methodology

We are dedicated to the belief of SCIENTISM and THE METHODOLOGY

Our Vicar is the Rt Rev Nearly Sane

Priest Emeritus Rev Blue Hillside.

Services This Month

Sunday 1: Heterosexual Civil Partnerships: should we be worried?
                Reading: Dawkins 3:33

Sunday 2: Pagans: Are they any use to the cause?
               Reading : Hitchens  34:33

Sunday3: The Feast of St alin

Sunday 4: Non celebrities in the Humanist Movement: Truth or Myth

Ministry team: Shaker, Ippy, Floo

Outridereach team Outrider

We would like to thank Mrs Susan Doris for supporting THE JUMBLE.

You were too late, it had worn off!  ;D
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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2016, 03:22:26 PM »
Quote from: Sebastian Toe on January 24, 2016, 03:20:32 PM
You were too late, it had worn off!  ;D
well........it made me and Thrud smile.....and after all......That's what counts.
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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2016, 03:33:37 PM »
Quote from: On stage before it wore off. on January 24, 2016, 03:22:26 PM
well........it made me and Thrud smile.....and after all......That's what counts.

Nah, it's the tobacco that counts.
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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2016, 04:15:19 PM »
Quote from: On stage before it wore off. on January 24, 2016, 03:22:26 PM
well........it made me and Thrud smile.....and after all......That's what counts.
That's a keeper!
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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2016, 05:15:01 PM »
Dear Vlad,

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Can I join, do you get a badge ( we don't need no stinking badges ) do we all adjourn to the pub after the service, you know! old Sane could pass for a vicar, he has that intelligent but put upon air about him, that look which says, I am fed up with all yer moaning could you just bugger off and be better Christians :P

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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2016, 05:17:52 PM »
Quote from: Gonnagle on January 24, 2016, 05:15:01 PM
Dear Vlad,

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Can I join, do you get a badge ( we don't need no stinking badges ) do we all adjourn to the pub after the service, you know! old Sane could pass for a vicar, he has that intelligent but put upon air about him, that look which says, I am fed up with all yer moaning could you just bugger off and be better Christians :P

Gonnagle.

Take out the last word there and I'll agree.
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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2016, 05:21:40 PM »
Quote from: Rhiannon on January 24, 2016, 11:09:20 AM
Vlad, however long you spent composing that, it was way too long. Not so much time well spent as time completely wasted.
Probably as much of a waste of time as many of the threads here, Rhi   ;)
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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2016, 05:38:43 PM »
Quote from: Gonnagle on January 24, 2016, 05:15:01 PM
Dear Vlad,

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Can I join, do you get a badge ( we don't need no stinking badges ) do we all adjourn to the pub after the service, you know! old Sane could pass for a vicar, he has that intelligent but put upon air about him, that look which says, I am fed up with all yer moaning could you just bugger off and be better Christians :P

Gonnagle.
......And a very astute person as well Mr G.. He has stealthily yet firmly established the ''Brotherhood of the Method'' over the past few months. Good luck to him in his new career as Bagwhan to the First Church of the Methodology (Debaptisms, Secular Bar mitzvahs, marriages and Funerals by arrangement)

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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2016, 05:40:33 PM »
Quote from: On stage before it wore off. on January 24, 2016, 05:38:43 PM
Secular Bar mitzvahs
I think my mate Paddy O'Cohen had one of them.
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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2016, 05:43:43 PM »
Quote from: Shaker on January 24, 2016, 05:40:33 PM
I think my mate Paddy O'Cohen had one of them.
Is that the Limerick O'cohens?
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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2016, 05:44:24 PM »
Quote from: On stage before it wore off. on January 24, 2016, 05:43:43 PM
Is that the Limerick O'cohens?
No, you're thinking of the Waterford O'Bernsteins.
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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2016, 07:44:16 PM »
Quote from: On stage before it wore off. on January 24, 2016, 10:50:05 AM
We welcome you to

The First Church of The Methodology

We are dedicated to the belief of SCIENTISM and THE METHODOLOGY

Our Vicar is the Rt Rev Nearly Sane

Priest Emeritus Rev Blue Hillside.

Services This Month

Sunday 1: Heterosexual Civil Partnerships: should we be worried?
                Reading: Dawkins 3:33

Sunday 2: Pagans: Are they any use to the cause?
               Reading : Hitchens  34:33

Sunday3: The Feast of St alin

Sunday 4: Non celebrities in the Humanist Movement: Truth or Myth

Ministry team: Shaker, Ippy, Floo

Outridereach team Outrider

We would like to thank Mrs Susan Doris for supporting THE JUMBLE.
Disappointed to see me not involved - what have you got against me Vlad ;)
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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2016, 08:19:06 PM »
Dear Prof,

Sorry mate, you are the real deal, you have letters after your name.

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Scientism

the uncritical application of scientific or quasi-scientific methods to inappropriate fields of study or investigation

Although you might sneak under the door with Methodology, Heaven knows what Vlad has against methodology, actually heaven doesn't know, I asked God what Vlad was all about, my best reply was, IT'S VLAD, our Vlad, a classic example of God moving in mysteron ways ( bet you have the Captain Scarlett theme song running through your head now  :) )

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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2016, 08:23:48 PM »
Love it! Reminds me of that dead church of Darthy's
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Re: Church Notes
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2016, 08:30:24 PM »
Quote from: OH MY WORLD! on January 24, 2016, 08:23:48 PM
Love it! Reminds me of that dead church of Darthy's

Gosh, you don't mean Vlad's stolen someone else's joke, surely?
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