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« on: February 08, 2016, 01:43:32 PM »
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Alex Moreau: Everything, every atom in our bodies, comes from exploding stars. I guess Joni Mitchell was right: "We are stardust."
Josh Lyman: Or, put another way, nuclear waste.

The West Wing  Season 5: Episode 13
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2016, 01:46:48 PM »


You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
The Holy Bible, probably the most diabolical work of fiction ever to be visited upon mankind.

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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2016, 02:13:17 PM »
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“Twelve strangers," he interrupted, "twelve citizens picked off the street. In this world we're unfortunate to live in, and especially in this septic isle we live on,where squalid politicians conspire with the squalid press to feed a half-educated and wholly complacent public on a diet of meretricious trivia, I'm sure it would be possible to concoct enough evidence to persuade twelve strangers that Nelson Mandela was a cannibal.”

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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2016, 02:20:09 PM »

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Source?  Not everyone may remember it.
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2016, 02:57:52 PM »
Source?  Not everyone may remember it.

Oh FFS!

Micheal Caine as Charlie Croker - The Italian Job (the First/British one) 1969
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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2016, 02:58:36 PM »
Oh FFS!

Micheal Caine as Charlie Croker - The Italian Job (the First/British one) 1969
The proper one ;)
Pain, or damage, don't end the world. Or despair, or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back. - Al Swearengen, Deadwood.

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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2016, 02:59:17 PM »
The Holy Bible, probably the most diabolical work of fiction ever to be visited upon mankind.

An it harm none, do what you will; an it harm some, do what you must!

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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2016, 03:14:28 PM »
Where's your tool.

What tool.

This f$%^& tool.
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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2016, 03:18:01 PM »
Dear Hope,

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And a woman is only a woman, but a good Cigar is a Smoke.

What!! Victorians were a funny lot ::)

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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2016, 04:29:20 PM »

"Isn't God a shit?"

Randolph Churchill (son of Winston), on being persuaded to read the Bible by Evelyn Waugh, and not getting too far into Genesis.
"Generally speaking, the errors in religion are dangerous; those in philosophy only ridiculous.”

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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2016, 04:41:36 PM »
You've got me on one of my favourite things here - I collect quotes. I'll kick off with a first batch of a few for everyone's persual:

The business of skepticism is to be dangerous. Skepticism challenges established institutions. If we teach everybody, including, say, high school students, habits of skeptical thought, they will probably not restrict their skepticism to UFOs, aspirin commercials, and 35,000-year-old channelees. Maybe they’ll start asking awkward questions about economic, or social, or political, or religious institutions. Perhaps they’ll challenge the opinions of those in power. Then where would we be?—Carl Sagan

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destinies; people own themselves. I also believe that, in a democracy, government exists because (and only so long as) individual citizens give it a ‘temporary license to exist’—in exchange for a promise that it will behave itself. In a democracy, you own the government—it doesn’t own you.—Frank Zappa

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn and relearn.—Alvin Toffler

If you want to assert a truth, first make sure it’s not just an opinion that you desperately want to be true.—Neil deGrasse Tyson

Religion’s just a well-oiled profit-driven denial of the randomness of it all.—Wally Lamb

Many religions now come before us with ingratiating smirks and outspread hands, like an unctuous merchant in a bazaar. They offer consolation and solidarity and uplift, competing as they do in a marketplace. But we have a right to remember how barbarically they behaved when they were strong and were making an offer that people could not refuse.—Christopher Hitchens

Life has meaning not because of what we have or what we know or what we are 'in ourselves' but because we care about something. Popular melodrama aside, meaning is not deep inside of us but on the outside, in the ideas, things and people we attach ourselves to and their attachment to us.—Robert C. Solomon

So far as an 'early grave,' I'm more concerned with quality of life. No sense in having a mint condition classic car if you're afraid to take it out of the garage.—Doug Stanhope

The great premise of the moraliser is this: I don’t like it, so you mustn’t do it; I don’t like it, so you’re not allowed to see it; I don’t like it, so you can’t read it. That is the great premise of the moraliser—wanting to close things down for other people.—A.C. Grayling

I am treated as evil by people who claim that they are being oppressed because they are not allowed to force me to practice what they do.—D. Dale Gulledge

The true meaning of life is to plant trees under whose shade you do not expect to sit.―Nelson Henderson

The answer is simple: if you cannot find meaning inherent in life right now, as you live it in this visible world, the addition of an infinite amount more of the same isn't about to somehow make it any more meaningful. Add a whole string of zeroes to a zero and watch what happens.—Robert M. Price
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Pain, or damage, don't end the world. Or despair, or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back. - Al Swearengen, Deadwood.

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« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2016, 05:19:37 PM »
Yevgeny Yevtushenko to Kingsley Amis: ‘You atheist?’

Kingsley Amis: ‘Well, yes, but it’s more that I hate him."
"Don't make me come down there."

God

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« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2016, 09:16:57 PM »
Alex Moreau: Everything, every atom in our bodies, comes from exploding stars. I guess Joni Mitchell was right: "We are stardust."
Josh Lyman: Or, put another way, nuclear waste

Maybe that's why many people only enjoy a sort of Half Life.

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« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2016, 09:19:55 PM »
"Isn't God a shit?"

Randolph Churchill (son of Winston), on being persuaded to read the Bible by Evelyn Waugh, and not getting too far into Genesis.
Oh no not another fucking elf!

Randolph Churchill at a reading of Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkein himself.

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« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2016, 09:38:04 PM »
Oh no not another fucking elf!

Randolph Churchill at a reading of Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkein himself.
C. S. Lewis - allegedly ;)
Pain, or damage, don't end the world. Or despair, or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back. - Al Swearengen, Deadwood.

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« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2016, 10:19:32 PM »
C. S. Lewis - allegedly ;)

. . . and it was at the launch of the book before anyone had read it.

Another Vladism bites the dust!!
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« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2016, 08:21:24 AM »
Bertrand Russell is always good for a quote - such as;

'Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth -- more than ruin -- more even than death.... Thought is subversive and revolutionary, destructive and terrible, thought is merciless to privilege, established institutions, and comfortable habit. Thought looks into the pit of hell and is not afraid. Thought is great and swift and free, the light of the world, and the chief glory of man.'

'So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.'

'The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others.'

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« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2016, 08:35:11 AM »
"It's not the despair. I can stand the despair. It's the hope."

John Cleese, Clockwise

(Unfortunately, on checking, turns out this should actually be, " It's not the despair, Laura. I can stand the despair. It's the hope.")
"Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all" - D Adams

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« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2016, 11:03:25 AM »
Dear Gordon,

I love a challenge.

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So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.'

Matthew 7:24-29

It's all there, get the basics right and the rest will follow.

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« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2016, 11:05:02 AM »
Dear Gordon,

I love a challenge.

Matthew 7:24-29
That's about the construction industry Gonners :D
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« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2016, 11:07:26 AM »
'To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today.'

Isaac Asimov.
Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2016, 11:15:18 AM »
Dear Shaker,

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That's about the construction industry Gonners :D

 ;D ;D

Dear Trent,

Here's a better quote.

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Ain't it funny how there's always the money.....

FOR WAR.

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« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2016, 11:16:41 AM »
Dear Shaker,

 ;D ;D

Dear Trent,

Here's a better quote.

Gonnagle.

One of my very own!

Cheers Mr G.
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« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2016, 11:45:53 AM »
Oh FFS!

Micheal Caine as Charlie Croker - The Italian Job (the First/British one) 1969
Michael Caine, pimp to the stars is standing outside Abbey Road studios with Mandy, one of his girls.

"Right," he says to Mandy, "Jim Morrison is in there recording with his band. He's put in an order for oral sex".

Mandy goes inside to fulfil the order and comes back out some time later.

"How did it go" says Michael.

"Very well, I did as you asked. But then I noticed that the Beatles were in the next studio, so I did then too. Also, Pink Floyd were opposite, so I did them too".

"What?" says Michael.

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!"
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« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2016, 01:27:26 PM »
Michael Caine, pimp to the stars is standing outside Abbey Road studios with Mandy, one of his girls.

"Right," he says to Mandy, "Jim Morrison is in there recording with his band. He's put in an order for oral sex".

Mandy goes inside to fulfil the order and comes back out some time later.

"How did it go" says Michael.

"Very well, I did as you asked. But then I noticed that the Beatles were in the next studio, so I did then too. Also, Pink Floyd were opposite, so I did them too".

"What?" says Michael.

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!"


BRILLIANT!
The Holy Bible, probably the most diabolical work of fiction ever to be visited upon mankind.

An it harm none, do what you will; an it harm some, do what you must!