Dear Khatru,
All depends
Slavery, we are all slaves, slaves to the man, bloody Tories.
Genocide, a bit harsh, but rounding them up for a damn good thrashing, bloody Tories.
Incest, well that lovely Mr Cameron is a Mother******
Killing homosexuals, harsh again, but if they are Tories, then a damn good thrashing is in order.
Killing people who have sex outside of marriage, praise the Tories, well don't you pay less tax.
Killing people who opt for freedom of religion, well you can't be a Tory and a Christian, one of those poxymorons.
Killing brides who aren't virgins on their wedding night, no such thing as a virgin, we are all F***** by the Tories.
Killing your children if they curse or strike you, are these children standing with you in the queue for the foodbank, bloody Tories.
Killing people who blaspheme against your god, blaspheme, blasforyou, blasforeveryone, is Eddie Izzard a Tory.
Killing people who work on a Saturday, well if they are a meter reader and they appear at your door at 8 o'clock on a Saturday morning and you have a hangover, oh! and they happen to be a Tory.
Gonnagle.