Trouble is, you can't tell the difference between your god and a figment of your imagination.
Lighten up, Sass.
Try some hilarious black comedy.
I see the truth is getting to you.
My truth is real I have no reason to let anything bring me down. Jesus is alive and sat at the right hand of God.
What makes you think I require lightening up?
Is that all Christianity and religion means to you? Is everything you write about trying to score points, insult those with faith or make them angry? It is futile and pointless...
All you do is reassure us what Christ says is true.
Matthew 5:11-12King James Version (KJV)
11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.I see no reason to let anything get us down. Christ gives us greater insight and we know the truth.
Perhaps you should read James Morrow’s “Godhead Trilogy”
Towing Jehovah
God has committed suicide. His gigantic body is adrift in the north Atlantic where it remains a menace to faith and shipping. It must be God's body because it’s two miles long and doesn't have a bellybutton. The heavenly host who are dying off very quickly from sympathetic death syndrome have hired an oil tanker captain to tow the body to the North Pole where they plan to lay Jehovah to rest.
Perhaps you should read the bible...
King James Bible
God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.How do you drag a spirit?
Flights of fancy and ridicule. God loves you so much he sent his son to die for you.
Would you send your son to die for someone like you?
I guess that somewhere inside the truth about God eats you up so much that you look for all different ways to try and make it untrue about Christ. But in the end Christ hurt no other human being. He dedicated his life to healing, uplifting and reassuring those whom humanity treated as the lowest of the lowest. I believe somewhere inside you, you know God and Christ have been reaching out to heal mankind. You must be breaking within and that is sad.
Along the way they have various adventures and at one point they get becalmed and are practically dying of starvation until they realise they have two miles of meat in tow. The book does contain some recipes.
Blameless in Abbadon
This is the next book in the series. Here you can read how the body of God never made it to its final resting place - instead becoming the centre of attraction at a South Carolina amusement park. A short time afterwards a man dying of cancer puts God's corpse on trial for the existence of evil. You'll probably enjoy the part where they take a walk through God's brain where they encounter several saints, and heroes from the Bible. Among these characters we meet the colossally perverted Saint Augustine of Hippo, Lot, his pregnant daughters and his transformed wife. Lot carries her around wherever he goes because he's drilled a hole in a position he can use (his daughters have lost interest) and besides, she's very useful when it comes to salting margaritas.
Eternal Footman
The final instalment - God's bloated corpse has exploded and his huge skull has made it into orbit.
This bit is straight out of the book....
But isn't it, and wouldn't it be sad that anyone sure of their own self and secure in their own existence would actually find anything positive or necessary in such diabolical rubbish.
If I were you I would question if secure in what you believe you need to fill your brain or anyone elses with such effortless rubbish. The guy is laughing all the way to the bank with your money. But it did nothing for you, did it.
I personally if an atheist would not have displayed such utter junk or thought it useful for a thread.
Do yourself a favour. Read the bible, it will stop you looking foolish when you write something that the bible shows totally off the scale and improbable by all accounts..
I did not realise how badly Christ and God are a struggle for you.