There is an obvious solution to funding people with disability, and this is to simplify life. For example, those in wheelchairs could be given chairs with just one wheel. Just think, they would learn new skills in balancing, and we would end up with a brilliant Paralympic team.
Similarly, those who need help with washing and toilet could also simplify. For example, washing once every two days is perfectly adequate, and going to the toilet, well, once a day should be OK.
Just think of the money saved! We could reward all those hard-working bankers and other executives, so they could enjoy their holidays in the sun, well, they need it after working hard for Britain.