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Gonnagle

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Re: If Jesus did come back would you want to kill him?
« Reply #200 on: April 30, 2016, 11:11:02 AM »
Dear Seb,

Ah but ::) then that one pig would have all those demons to contend with, spare a thought for that one poor pig, maybe Jesus was thinking, divide and conquer ::)

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Re: If Jesus did come back would you want to kill him?
« Reply #201 on: April 30, 2016, 12:28:34 PM »
Quote from: Gonnagle on April 30, 2016, 11:11:02 AM
Dear Seb,

Ah but ::) then that one pig would have all those demons to contend with, spare a thought for that one poor pig, maybe Jesus was thinking, divide and conquer ::)

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Has anyone else noticed that in their straw clutching the antis suddenly become all protective of Pigs and Figs....is it the alliteration or what.

Antitheists! enjoy your cups of tea, Bacon and Fig Rolls!
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Re: If Jesus did come back would you want to kill him?
« Reply #202 on: April 30, 2016, 12:44:04 PM »
Quote from: Jonique Anoo on April 30, 2016, 12:28:34 PM
Has anyone else noticed that in their straw clutching the antis suddenly become all protective of Pigs and Figs....is it the alliteration or what.
I think it's rather more to do with exposing the illogicality of a daft story, Vlad.
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Re: If Jesus did come back would you want to kill him?
« Reply #203 on: April 30, 2016, 12:49:10 PM »
Quote from: Shaker on April 30, 2016, 12:44:04 PM
I think it's rather more to do with exposing the illogicality of a daft story, Vlad.

Not so much that the stories are daft - they could be satire, allegory, fable, a literary device - but that some two thousand years' later people treat them as fact. Now that really is daft.
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Re: If Jesus did come back would you want to kill him?
« Reply #204 on: April 30, 2016, 01:04:21 PM »
That's what I meant  ;)
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Re: If Jesus did come back would you want to kill him?
« Reply #205 on: April 30, 2016, 01:14:10 PM »
So did I.  :D
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Re: If Jesus did come back would you want to kill him?
« Reply #206 on: April 30, 2016, 01:27:00 PM »
I did as well  ;)
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Re: If Jesus did come back would you want to kill him?
« Reply #207 on: April 30, 2016, 01:32:14 PM »
Dear Auditors, ( no not you Rhiannon or for that matter Shaker, I was a bit drunk last night when I took you out of the ranks of Auditor, a man cant go back on his drunken word, not done, don'tcherknow )

Ah yes! but the pig story, we still debate, still argue, still discuss this little story, wonderful book/books the Bible, we still pour over it, still discuss, still debate, it has entered our very psyche, we quote it with gay abandon, don't we Dear Leonard. ;)

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Re: If Jesus did come back would you want to kill him?
« Reply #208 on: April 30, 2016, 03:14:07 PM »
Quote from: Gonnagle on April 30, 2016, 01:32:14 PM
... the Bible, we still pour over it, still discuss, still debate, it has entered our very psyche, we quote it with gay abandon, don't we Dear Leonard. ;)

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Yes, and it's about time we abandoned all of it except "love thy neighbour as thyself".
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Re: If Jesus did come back would you want to kill him?
« Reply #209 on: April 30, 2016, 03:51:24 PM »
Quote from: Gonnagle on April 30, 2016, 11:11:02 AM
Dear Seb,

Ah but ::) then that one pig would have all those demons to contend with, spare a thought for that one poor pig, maybe Jesus was thinking, divide and conquer ::)

Dearest Gonneriah.
I get it, if it was just one poor pig it would get all confused to such an extent it might to something rash like throw itself.......
oh wait a minute! :-[
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Re: If Jesus did come back would you want to kill him?
« Reply #210 on: April 30, 2016, 03:54:34 PM »
Quote from: Jonique Anoo on April 30, 2016, 12:28:34 PM
Has anyone else noticed that in their straw clutching the antis suddenly become all protective of Pigs and Figs....is it the alliteration or what.


Well, there sure is a huge surplus of straw around, it having fallen off your innumerable straw men!  ;)
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Re: If Jesus did come back would you want to kill him?
« Reply #211 on: April 30, 2016, 04:05:03 PM »
Dear Seb,

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Dearest Gonneriah.

Your spelling is quite atrocious young man, but many would agree, quite apt. :-\

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