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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #250 on: April 22, 2016, 07:43:23 PM »
Naenuts..

Sadly you make the Sass seem intelligent..  in fact, I'd say she IS more intelligent than you. Sad days, sad days indeed!!
UNDERSTAND - I MAKE OPINIONS. IF YOUR ARGUMENTS MAKE ME QUESTION MY OPINION THEN I WILL CONSIDER THEM.

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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #251 on: April 22, 2016, 07:47:12 PM »
newby,
Look, you clearly have nothing of interest or even clarity to say so I'll leave you to your utter barminess.
Good. That means we can get back to the serious point and work out this sphinx riddle thing.

Is it,

"What's brown and sphinxy?"

"I don't know, what is brown and sphinxy?"

"A sphinx."

?
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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #252 on: April 22, 2016, 07:52:15 PM »
newby,Good. That means we can get back to the serious point and work out this sphinx riddle thing.

Is it,

"What's brown and sphinxy?"

"I don't know, what is brown and sphinxy?"

"A sphinx."

?
What's Brown and steamy and comes out of Cows backwards?

The Isle of White Ferry.

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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #253 on: April 22, 2016, 08:25:28 PM »
What's Brown and steamy and comes out of Cows backwards?

The Isle of White Ferry.
But the Isle of Wight ferry is white.

And it doesn't come out of Cows it comes out of Cowes or Ryde or Fishbourne or Yarmouth.

And it's got nothing to do with sphinxes.

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were making a cheap joke instead of treating this thread with the seriousness it deserves.
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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #254 on: April 22, 2016, 08:41:51 PM »
But the Isle of Wight ferry is white.

And it doesn't come out of Cows it comes out of Cowes or Ryde or Fishbourne or Yarmouth.

And it's got nothing to do with sphinxes.

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were making a cheap joke instead of treating this thread with the seriousness it deserves.
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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #255 on: April 23, 2016, 07:06:25 AM »
newby,Good. That means we can get back to the serious point and work out this sphinx riddle thing.

Is it,

"What's brown and sphinxy?"

"I don't know, what is brown and sphinxy?"

"A sphinx."

?

In the constellation Coma (desired or the longed for), the Star of Bethlehem appeared. There was a traditional prophecy, well-known in the East, carefully preserved and handed down, that a new star would appear in this sign when he whom it foretold should be born. New stars have appeared again and again, but in 125 BC that a star, so bright as to be seen in the day-time, suddenly appeared.

What does a chicken and sphinx have in common. I can't come up with a punchline.
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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #256 on: April 23, 2016, 07:19:26 AM »
vlad may be briefly interested to hear that with NN's posts being as totally daft as they are, I have resorted to reading one or two of his, Vlad's!! Only one or two I hasten to add. :)
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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #257 on: April 23, 2016, 07:27:05 AM »
In the constellation Coma (desired or the longed for), the Star of Bethlehem appeared. There was a traditional prophecy, well-known in the East, carefully preserved and handed down, that a new star would appear in this sign when he whom it foretold should be born. New stars have appeared again and again, but in 125 BC that a star, so bright as to be seen in the day-time, suddenly appeared.

What does a chicken and sphinx have in common. I can't come up with a punchline.
Oh. In that case, is it,

"What's the difference between a sphinx and a bison?"

"I don't know, what is the difference between a sphinx and a bison?"

"You can't wash your hands in a sphinx."

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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #258 on: April 23, 2016, 07:27:58 AM »
vlad may be briefly interested to hear that with NN's posts being as totally daft as they are, I have resorted to reading one or two of his, Vlad's!! Only one or two I hasten to add. :)

Thanks for taking the time to read a post or two, how cool.
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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #259 on: April 23, 2016, 12:20:35 PM »


What does a chicken and sphinx have in common. I can't come up with a punchline.

What's the difference between a sphinx and a chickpea?

I've never had a sphinx on my face.  :-[  ;)
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ippy

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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #260 on: April 23, 2016, 03:22:12 PM »
I'm using Paul's reasonings.

Thanks very much but no I still don't get it, any chance of you breaking it down a bit?

ippy 

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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #261 on: April 23, 2016, 03:29:04 PM »
ipster,

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Thanks very much but no I still don't get it, any chance of you breaking it down a bit?

There's nothing to break down - it's just the green-inked froth of a badly disordered mind.
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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #262 on: April 23, 2016, 04:14:37 PM »
Thanks very much but no I still don't get it, any chance of you breaking it down a bit?

ippy

God is doing something different today, because he took the sin issue off his table of justice. God reconciled the human race to himself. Sin is no longer an issue today, because the human race has been freed from the law of Moses. It's a son issue during the age of grace.
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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #263 on: April 23, 2016, 04:19:39 PM »
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God is doing something different today, because he took the sin issue off his table of justice. God reconciled the human race to himself. Sin is no longer an issue today, because the human race has been freed from the law of Moses. It's a son issue during the age of grace.

There ya go Ipster - now all we have to do is to wait for Google Translate to add a Gibbersh to English module and you'll be good to go.
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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #264 on: April 23, 2016, 04:22:33 PM »
There ya go Ipster - now all we have to do is to wait for Google Translate to add a Gibbersh to English module and you'll be good to go.

Wrong Identity, why are you still in that identity during this age of grace, bad move.
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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #265 on: April 23, 2016, 04:30:01 PM »
new algorithm,

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Wrong Identity, why are you still in that identity during this age of grace, bad move.

Is there an App for converting spilt alphabet soup into online posts?
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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #266 on: April 23, 2016, 04:36:09 PM »
new algorithm,

Is there an App for converting spilt alphabet soup into online posts?

Wrong Identity, why you thumb your nose at God's reconciliation. Does reconciliation mean that the whole world is saved? No. The free Gift of God can get you the right identity, but you will just thumb your nose at that free gift. You are in a bad spot.
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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #267 on: April 23, 2016, 04:39:12 PM »
vlad may be briefly interested to hear that with NN's posts being as totally daft as they are, I have resorted to reading one or two of his, Vlad's!! Only one or two I hasten to add. :)
Careful now.

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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #268 on: April 23, 2016, 04:41:01 PM »
new algorithm,

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Wrong Identity, why you thumb your nose at God's reconciliation. Does reconciliation mean that the whole world is saved? No. The free Gift of God can get you the right identity, but you will just thumb your nose at that free gift. You are in a bad spot.

Only in your badly disordered mind my friend, only in your disordered mind.

Incidentally, any news on when you plan to demonstrate this supposed "God" of yours without recourse to the basic logical fallacy of circular reasoning: "God is true because a book says so/God made the book correct/God is true because a book says so" etc etc? 

Surely you must have something in the locker mustn't you?

Anything at all?
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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #269 on: April 23, 2016, 04:45:28 PM »
Careful now.

Maybe this person read the one about the Nephilim. These angels were mixing human DNA into animal DNA before the flood. After the flood, some different angels were mixing animal DNA into human DNA.
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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #270 on: April 23, 2016, 04:48:24 PM »
new algorithm,

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Maybe this person read the one about the Nephilim. These angels were mixing human DNA into animal DNA before the flood. After the flood, some different angels were mixing animal DNA into human DNA.

Of course the were, of course they were. Fish tonight - nurse says you like a bit of fish on a Saturday, and it's extra cocoa night tonight too so that'll be nice for you.

Mind how you go, and do watch out for sharp objects won't you. Good lad.
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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #271 on: April 23, 2016, 04:59:28 PM »
new algorithm,

Of course the were, of course they were. Fish tonight - nurse says you like a bit of fish on a Saturday, and it's extra cocoa night tonight too so that'll be nice for you.

Mind how you go, and do watch out for sharp objects won't you. Good lad.

Do you ever consider the fact that God saved you once. No, think about this; Satan tried to breed the human race off the earth before the flood.
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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #272 on: April 23, 2016, 05:13:08 PM »
new algorithm,

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Do you ever consider the fact that God saved you once. No, think about this; Satan tried to breed the human race off the earth before the flood.

No.

Do you ever consider that fact that Colin the leprechaun put our shin bones at the front so we'd bang them on coffee tables as a reminder of his leprechaunal presence?

See, it's easy to call something a "fact" isn't it even when the claim we're making is an entirely unsupported personal assertion. Of course you could at least try to prove me wrong by finally attempting an argument that isn't circular for the existence of this "God" of yours, but as you seem determined to avoid the problem I guess we'll never know why you think that.

Two digestives with your extra cocoa tonight by the way - enjoy!
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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #273 on: April 23, 2016, 05:18:02 PM »
new algorithm,

No.

Do you ever consider that fact that Colin the leprechaun put our shin bones at the front so we'd bang them on coffee tables as a reminder of his leprechaunal presence?

See, it's easy to call something a "fact" isn't it even when the claim we're making is an entirely unsupported personal assertion. Of course you could at least try to prove me wrong by finally attempting an argument that isn't circular for the existence of this "God" of yours, but as you seem determined to avoid the problem I guess we'll never know why you think that.

Two digestives with your extra cocoa tonight by the way - enjoy!

The fact that there are huge building off the coast of Japan. The fact that people have found the Nephilim's bones. These facts are before the flood.
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Re: After The Fall
« Reply #274 on: April 23, 2016, 05:22:10 PM »
new algorithm,

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The fact that there are huge building off the coast of Japan. The fact that people have found the Nephilim's bones. These facts are before the flood.

Your problem here being that none of these things, flood included, are in fact, well, facts. If you seriously think otherwise, just link us to the evidence. Which museum are these bones in exactly for example?
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