Can one patronise oneself?.......I suppose if you're like me who will patronise any bugger the answer must be yes.
Am I to assume you have your finger on the pulse of culture in general, and state education in particular? If so, then I assume you must spend time here since, as I'm sure know, education here is fully devolved to Holyrood.
So, do you spend much time here so as to be able to guage first hand the extent of the 'insular Scottish cultural apatheism' you mentioned?