Dear Heaven Above,
If your names not on the list,
Look mate it's the rules right, elf and safety, I don't make the rules, take it up with the management,
But it say here in the rule book,
No mate those are the old rules,
Old rules, who changed them, was there a meeting,
Yes mate, after the big man left us we decided,
Haud oan, haud the bus, who is we and I thought the whole business was that the big man is always around,
Ah well, yes, metaphorically speaking,
Oh! metaphorically is it! Don't start with yer big words with me, did you consult the big man about changing the rules,
Weeelll!!
Don't well me pal! The Gospels is what the Church stands on, not yer Epistles
To end, Hope old buddy, The Gospels are for all, not just members of a club.
Gonnagle.