Who is a prophet?

[floo]

TW is as high as a kite, by the sound of it!

[~TW~]

TW is as high as a kite, by the sound of it!

Very true        3 Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who has blessed us in the heavenly realms with every spiritual blessing in Christ.
~TW~

[Stranger]

The seconds are ticking away for you as well so you well get all the evidence you need in time.
~TW~

So you assert. However, back in the real world, I'm still waiting for any glimpse of a scintilla of a morsel of evidence or the merest suggestion of a hint of an argument for your god...

[~TW~]

So you assert. However, back in the real world, I'm still waiting for any glimpse of a scintilla of a morsel of evidence or the merest suggestion of a hint of an argument for your god...

 Find a tree say to the tree I'm thick your thick we are brothers. You are a time waster and the seconds are passing for you don't be floo/fool
~TW~

[Stranger]

Find a tree say to the tree I'm thick your thick we are brothers. You are a time waster and the seconds are passing for you don't be floo/fool

Back to bluster and insult.

Still waiting for any glimpse of a scintilla of a morsel of evidence or the merest suggestion of a hint of an argument for your god...

[floo]

Back to bluster and insult.

Still waiting for any glimpse of a scintilla of a morsel of evidence or the merest suggestion of a hint of an argument for your god...

You won't get any that is for sure.

[Khatru]

Also  Khatru reads scripture takes it out of context, applies his own interpretation then says this is what you are thinking.

Out of context you say?

That's the fifth and sixth examples on my list of standard Christian cop-outs:

I don't understand because I need to know how to translate Hebrew and Greek
I don't understand because I need to view it from a child's perspective
I don't understand because I'm not a "true Christian"
I don't understand because I'm not a biblical scholar
I don't understand because I took the scripture out of context.
I don't understand because it means something other than what it actually says
I don't understand because it's an allegory
I don't understand because my mind is far too feeble to comprehend your god's truth
I don't understand because I've not been filled with the holy spirit

So what is the context for Psalm 14:1 and how have I changed its meaning?

If anything is taken out of context it's the scriptures you use to portray the Bible god as loving when he really wants to torture us for all eternity.

[Khatru]

Very true        3 Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who has blessed us in the heavenly realms with every spiritual blessing in Christ.
~TW~

Colonic squirt of scripture.

Here's some more faecal incontinence from one of the supreme cosmic mega-being's other books...

"Say (O Muhammad SAW to mankind). "If the sea were ink for (writing) the Words of my Lord, surely, the sea would be exhausted before the Words of my Lord would be finished, even if we brought (another sea) like it for its aid."

 [‪#‎Quran‬ 18:109]

[~TW~]

Colonic squirt of scripture.

Here's some more faecal incontinence from one of the supreme cosmic mega-being's other books...

"Say (O Muhammad SAW to mankind). "If the sea were ink for (writing) the Words of my Lord, surely, the sea would be exhausted before the Words of my Lord would be finished, even if we brought (another sea) like it for its aid."

 [‪#‎Quran‬ 18:109]

False writings give them a miss.
~TW~

[Khatru]

False writings give them a miss.
~TW~

Not false.

They were written at the command of the supreme cosmic mega-being and dictated to Mohammed by none other than the Angel Gabriel himself.

It's true because it says so in the Quran.

Ps.  Couldn't help but notice you didn't respond to my preceding post to you.

I'll take that as your tacit acceptance that what I say is correct.

[~TW~]

Not false.

They were written at the command of the supreme cosmic mega-being and dictated to Mohammed by none other than the Angel Gabriel himself.

It's true because it says so in the Quran.

Ps.  Couldn't help but notice you didn't respond to my preceding post to you.

I'll take that as your tacit acceptance that what I say is correct.

Stil force the God of the Bible and the god of the koran contradict each other so hardly the same.You must do more research.
~TW~

[BeRational]

Stil force the God of the Bible and the god of the koran contradict each other so hardly the same.You must do more research.
~TW~

So they contradict.

So what.

How do you determine which, if any is true?

[floo]

Stil force the God of the Bible and the god of the koran contradict each other so hardly the same.You must do more research.
~TW~

The Qur'an and Bible are the same, they had human authors and no input from any god, imo.

[~TW~]

The Qur'an and Bible are the same, they had human authors and no input from any god, imo.

Floo you are now a few more hours nearer.
~TW@

[Khatru]

Stil force the God of the Bible and the god of the koran contradict each other so hardly the same.You must do more research.
~TW~

What do you expect when the supreme cosmic mega-being has a hand in at least two and probably more books?

You're practically a Muslim anyway.

[~TW~]

What do you expect when the supreme cosmic mega-being has a hand in at least two and probably more books?

You're practically a Muslim anyway.

So Mr brain box you fail to answer on the Isaiah thread so it seems you make it up  as you go along.A reminder   So why not ask the question and display the prophecy's you seem to make hard work of every thing do you have trouble getting dressed in the morning. 
~TW~
ps Ialso notice barmy toe is out and about.

[Sebastian Toe]

ps Ialso notice barmy toe is out and about.

Does your nurse know that you have access to a PC? 

[Khatru]

So Mr brain box you fail to answer on the Isaiah thread so it seems you make it up  as you go along.A reminder   So why not ask the question and display the prophecy's you seem to make hard work of every thing do you have trouble getting dressed in the morning. 
~TW~
ps Ialso notice barmy toe is out and about.

Oh, don't worry. 

I'll answer alright. 

Then you can worry.

[~TW~]

Oh, don't worry. 

I'll answer alright. 

Then you can worry.

When Christmas.
~TW~

[Sebastian Toe]

When Christmas.
~TW~

25 December! 

[Rhiannon]

Floo you are now a few more hours nearer.
~TW@

What a thoroughly unpleasant person you are.

[Sassy]

Because that's exactly what the Bible says your god did.

Well, not quite.  Not counting Noah and his so-called good stock, your god killed every single baby in the world.

Nice to see you admit that your god got it wrong.

 1056 year gap between Adam and Noah.  Not many babies in the world then?

As Adam over 900 years when he died... I cannot see there would be many babies can you given it started from a population of 2...

Go back to sleep till you can think of something sensible to say...

[Brownie]

Yes TW and why bring people's names into things, such as I quoted below?  It is totally lacking in etiquette.  We could all do that, if I scratched around no doubt I could find another poster who was like you; barely comprehensible and rude.

Find a tree say to the tree I'm thick your thick we are brothers. You are a time waster and the seconds are passing for you don't be floo/fool
~TW~

[wigginhall]

TW has come to shed love and light and sunshine upon us all, just as the petals of the cherry blossom fall gently to earth.   How lucky we are!

[~TW~]

I have come to the conclusion that 99.9% of you on this forum are completely mad,no wonder it is nearly dead.Thank God for facebook.
~TW~