Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 145407 times)

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1300 on:** January 02, 2023, 09:29:41 PM »

Too niche for me - please explain.

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1301 on:** January 03, 2023, 12:17:08 PM »

When my partner is depressed I let him colour in my tattoos.

He just wants a shoulder to crayon.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1302 on:** January 05, 2023, 07:51:56 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1303 on:** January 11, 2023, 06:59:57 PM »

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

Don't know. Don't care.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1304 on:** January 12, 2023, 06:41:17 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1305 on:** January 14, 2023, 11:51:26 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1306 on:** January 15, 2023, 06:07:22 PM »

SteveH · « **Reply #1307 on:** January 16, 2023, 01:42:24 PM »

Prince Andrew is writing his autobiography. It'll be available as a PDF file.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1308 on:** January 16, 2023, 11:37:40 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1309 on:** January 19, 2023, 11:44:05 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1310 on:** January 19, 2023, 01:35:48 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1311 on:** January 19, 2023, 07:42:41 PM »

Victor Borge and Leonid Hambro - 'Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2 by Liszt!

https://youtu.be/VZj-Gp9NKWg

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1312 on:** January 21, 2023, 05:48:11 PM »

bluehillside Retd. · « **Reply #1313 on:** January 21, 2023, 05:50:32 PM »

My four-year-old grandson doesn't even know the Spanish for "please"...

...which I think is poor for four.

Harrowby Hall · « **Reply #1314 on:** January 21, 2023, 08:03:01 PM »

At least she hasn't got grass ears.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1315 on:** January 21, 2023, 09:32:22 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1316 on:** January 21, 2023, 10:38:26 PM »

SqueakyVoice · « **Reply #1317 on:** January 22, 2023, 12:20:40 AM »

My computer started crashing whatever I tried, it got worse and worse.

Then I realised it was PC gone mad.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1318 on:** January 24, 2023, 03:05:40 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1319 on:** January 25, 2023, 09:08:18 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1320 on:** January 25, 2023, 09:28:56 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1321 on:** January 25, 2023, 01:47:30 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1322 on:** January 25, 2023, 04:15:16 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1323 on:** January 26, 2023, 10:24:37 AM »

Too good not to share:

SqueakyVoice · « **Reply #1324 on:** January 26, 2023, 11:15:47 AM »

I mixed up loads of black and white paint, then sprayed it onto a wall.

I asked a load of barristers, they all said it was a very grey area.

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