Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 145372 times)

jeremyp · « **Reply #1350 on:** February 15, 2023, 12:59:00 PM »

Quote from: SqueakyVoice on February 07, 2023, 08:53:43 AM

Dear Sirs,
Have you ever noticed that Andrew Bridgen MP looks exactly like that Jazz guy from the Fast Show?Nice

Is it part of the joke that the captions are the wrong way around.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1351 on:** February 17, 2023, 04:11:44 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1352 on:** February 17, 2023, 08:43:52 PM »

I made a graph of all the past relationships I've had.

It had an ex axis and a why axis.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1353 on:** February 18, 2023, 10:57:36 PM »

Peter Ustinov and Dudley Moore improvise opera

https://youtu.be/R-JRE9K0zWU

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1354 on:** February 19, 2023, 06:38:47 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1355 on:** February 19, 2023, 06:39:18 PM »

SqueakyVoice · « **Reply #1356 on:** February 20, 2023, 08:10:00 AM »

I was trying to buy a self-driving car. I kept looking and looking then started saving and saving and got so obsessed that in the end I was told, 'Don't push it.'

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1357 on:** February 20, 2023, 04:10:27 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1358 on:** February 21, 2023, 11:37:12 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1359 on:** February 21, 2023, 08:45:07 PM »

SteveH · « **Reply #1360 on:** February 21, 2023, 10:58:24 PM »

Quote from: jeremyp on February 15, 2023, 12:59:00 PM

Is it part of the joke that the captions are the wrong way around.

Don't you read 'Private Eye'?

SteveH · « **Reply #1361 on:** February 21, 2023, 11:03:59 PM »

Job interviewer: Can you perform under pressure?
Interviewee: No, but I can have a go at Bohemian Rhapsody, if you like.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1362 on:** February 22, 2023, 09:28:23 AM »

jeremyp · « **Reply #1363 on:** February 22, 2023, 01:33:11 PM »

Quote from: SteveH on February 21, 2023, 10:58:24 PM

Don't you read 'Private Eye'?

You could have saved some keystrokes by writing "yes".

SqueakyVoice · « **Reply #1364 on:** February 23, 2023, 06:43:56 PM »

I had an opticians appointment last week. They really made me open my eyes.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1365 on:** February 24, 2023, 08:43:01 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1366 on:** February 25, 2023, 11:13:24 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1367 on:** March 03, 2023, 09:40:43 AM »

I've got a new job working shift work making chess sets.

I'm on Knights next week.

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1368 on:** March 03, 2023, 07:11:02 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1369 on:** March 04, 2023, 08:47:41 AM »

SqueakyVoice · « **Reply #1370 on:** March 05, 2023, 04:07:02 PM »

Quote from: SLee

the Conservatives decided families with more than two children shouldn’t have extra child benefits. But children are expensive. Boris Johnson has at least seven and was finding it difficult to make ends meet on his prime minister’s salary of £164,951.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/mar/05/brexit-has-reversed-the-brains-of-sunak-and-starmer
Oh, and he's trying to buy a new house (with a moat) for £5million.

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1371 on:** March 08, 2023, 06:19:39 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1372 on:** March 10, 2023, 10:33:25 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1373 on:** March 11, 2023, 09:42:10 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1374 on:** March 11, 2023, 12:28:18 PM »

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Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 145372 times)