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Nearly Sane

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1575 on: September 21, 2023, 11:53:29 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1576 on: September 21, 2023, 01:18:40 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1577 on: September 21, 2023, 01:39:04 PM »
Hitch-hiker gets a lift from a wealthy golf enthusiast driving a Rolls-Royce. The hitch-hiker notices some golf tees on the dashboard and asks the driver what they are. "They're tees" he replies, "they're to rest my balls on when I'm driving." "Blimey!" says the hitch-hiker, "Rolls-Royce think of everything!".
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1578 on: September 21, 2023, 09:53:05 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1579 on: September 22, 2023, 11:36:47 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1580 on: September 22, 2023, 01:47:16 PM »
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done. It's a hardware issue.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1581 on: September 22, 2023, 04:23:34 PM »
I've just received an email that has offered me an unlimited supply of yo-yos for free...

...no strings attached.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1582 on: September 23, 2023, 07:06:36 PM »
Rishi Sunak addresses party workers.
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« Reply #1583 on: September 23, 2023, 10:45:41 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1584 on: September 25, 2023, 01:14:26 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1585 on: September 26, 2023, 11:10:33 AM »
Live scenes from HS2 just north of Watford:
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« Reply #1586 on: September 26, 2023, 05:15:32 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1587 on: September 27, 2023, 03:18:40 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1588 on: September 27, 2023, 07:01:11 PM »
Alice: Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?

Bob: No.

Alice: You don't know what you are missing.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1589 on: September 29, 2023, 09:51:54 AM »
"Nevermind" should be two words, but never mind.
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« Reply #1590 on: September 29, 2023, 01:11:19 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1591 on: September 29, 2023, 01:15:40 PM »
Quote from: SteveH on September 29, 2023, 09:51:54 AM
"Nevermind" should be two words, but never mind.

Being called Thomas in those days was quite bad for your health.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1592 on: October 01, 2023, 10:11:46 AM »
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« Reply #1593 on: October 01, 2023, 07:37:02 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1594 on: October 01, 2023, 07:51:06 PM »
BERT: “That pub over the road has a sign up saying ‘No mobile 'phones. Pretend it’s 1973’.
ERIC: “So what did you do Bert?”
BERT:“I gave him 17p for the pint and lit a cigarette”
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1595 on: October 02, 2023, 01:31:51 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1596 on: October 02, 2023, 09:14:44 PM »
Northern Irish Immigration Control questions

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« Reply #1597 on: October 02, 2023, 09:44:12 PM »
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« Reply #1598 on: October 03, 2023, 11:57:40 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1599 on: October 04, 2023, 12:27:36 PM »
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