Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 159504 times)

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1600 on:** October 05, 2023, 04:28:41 AM »

Having had the discussion on here about whether.I was a bit harsh calling someone an eejit, here is an explanation of the difference between an eejit and a gobshite.

https://youtu.be/l2tcXK33B54?si=UW5ebhPt-8kWnuT0

SteveH · « **Reply #1601 on:** October 05, 2023, 09:39:47 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1602 on:** October 06, 2023, 09:54:53 AM »

First they came for Russell Brand and I didn't speak up. Then they cam for Laurence Fox and I didn't speak up. And then they cam for Dan Wootton and I didn't speak up.

To be fair I was too busy dancing and cheering.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1603 on:** October 06, 2023, 01:40:07 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1604 on:** October 06, 2023, 02:09:12 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1605 on:** October 06, 2023, 02:40:41 PM »

jeremyp · « **Reply #1606 on:** October 06, 2023, 04:09:53 PM »

Quote from: Nearly Sane on October 06, 2023, 02:40:41 PM

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It left a nasty taste in my mouth. I couldn't pallet it.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1607 on:** October 06, 2023, 05:37:16 PM »

SteveH · « **Reply #1608 on:** October 07, 2023, 07:31:56 AM »

Oo-er Missus!

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1609 on:** October 07, 2023, 06:32:59 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1610 on:** October 09, 2023, 12:44:35 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1611 on:** October 09, 2023, 07:10:50 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1612 on:** October 09, 2023, 07:25:56 PM »

Stranger · « **Reply #1613 on:** October 10, 2023, 03:55:58 PM »

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1614 on:** October 10, 2023, 04:11:40 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1615 on:** October 10, 2023, 05:40:09 PM »

SqueakyVoice · « **Reply #1616 on:** October 10, 2023, 08:05:29 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1617 on:** October 11, 2023, 08:05:34 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1618 on:** October 11, 2023, 08:09:40 PM »

SteveH · « **Reply #1619 on:** October 13, 2023, 09:50:19 AM »

Innuendo - Spanish suppository.

SqueakyVoice · « **Reply #1620 on:** October 14, 2023, 10:01:20 AM »

Ahem, hem,mnm. Sorry I've got a frog in my throat.

Still, it's better than having a toad in the hole.

(Nicked from VCM quoting I'mSIHAC)

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1621 on:** October 19, 2023, 04:26:25 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1622 on:** October 19, 2023, 04:26:46 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1623 on:** October 21, 2023, 11:09:45 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1624 on:** October 21, 2023, 09:36:07 PM »

Scotsman who won Bullseye in 1982 has last laugh

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Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 159504 times)