Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 145040 times)

jeremyp · « **Reply #1775 on:** January 26, 2024, 10:26:21 AM »

Quote from: Walt Zingmatilder on January 26, 2024, 08:02:02 AM

I'm playing Midge Ure at Scrabble

You can't use proper nouns.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1776 on:** January 27, 2024, 03:22:10 AM »

“Went to showbiz party. Met Jim Davidson, a fine comedian and a gentleman. Talked to all three of them.”

Benny Hill

SteveH · « **Reply #1777 on:** January 27, 2024, 11:41:00 AM »

Quote from: Walt Zingmatilder on January 26, 2024, 08:02:02 AM

I'm playing Midge Ure at Scrabble
I've four letters left, but,
They mean nothing to me,
OVNR

"That bloke over there, out of Ultravox, is really childish."
"Him? Midge Ure?"
"Yes, very."

Walt Zingmatilder · « **Reply #1778 on:** January 28, 2024, 01:45:04 PM »

Quote from: SteveH on January 27, 2024, 11:41:00 AM

"That bloke over there, out of Ultravox, is really childish."
"Him? Midge Ure?"
"Yes, very."

I'm stealing that.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1779 on:** January 28, 2024, 09:28:39 PM »

SteveH · « **Reply #1780 on:** January 29, 2024, 05:43:36 PM »

There's a new opera based on the life of George Formby. It's called 'Turandot Nice Again'.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1781 on:** January 29, 2024, 11:00:05 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1782 on:** January 30, 2024, 01:07:27 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1783 on:** January 30, 2024, 02:32:58 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1784 on:** January 30, 2024, 09:41:50 PM »

Spike Milligan

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1785 on:** January 31, 2024, 09:43:52 PM »

Sebastian Toe · « **Reply #1786 on:** February 03, 2024, 12:20:43 PM »

Jürgen Klopp has been talking about looking forward to leaving Liverpool FC when he can spend more quality time at home with family, his wife Klipp and their daughter Klippity.

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1787 on:** February 03, 2024, 01:39:36 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1788 on:** February 03, 2024, 01:48:27 PM »

Beethoven is everywhere

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1789 on:** February 08, 2024, 11:59:42 AM »

jeremyp · « **Reply #1790 on:** February 08, 2024, 04:09:06 PM »

My wife caught me kicking dropped ice cubes under the kitchen appliances instead of picking them up, but she's forgiven me. It's water under the fridge.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1791 on:** February 09, 2024, 08:12:28 AM »

SteveH · « **Reply #1792 on:** February 09, 2024, 12:41:27 PM »

Quote from: Nearly Sane on February 09, 2024, 08:12:28 AM

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Because rap "music" grates on the ear.

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1793 on:** February 09, 2024, 01:37:01 PM »

not to mention shredding your nerves.

SteveH · « **Reply #1794 on:** February 09, 2024, 07:03:31 PM »

Shakespeare walks into a pub. The landlord says "Oy, you - you're bard!"

jeremyp · « **Reply #1795 on:** February 10, 2024, 01:05:14 PM »

Dartmoor prison walks into a pub.

Sorry, can't think of a good punch line.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1796 on:** February 11, 2024, 12:34:38 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1797 on:** February 11, 2024, 12:36:55 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1798 on:** February 12, 2024, 09:36:27 AM »

Great win for Taylor Swift at the Superbowl in her rookie season.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1799 on:** February 12, 2024, 10:00:56 AM »

News:

Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 145040 times)