Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 145012 times)

SteveH · « **Reply #1825 on:** March 07, 2024, 05:37:28 PM »

Quote from: jeremyp on March 07, 2024, 05:16:31 PM

You probably have heard the song.

This is it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

Thanks. I've heard it now, and certainly remember hearing it back then but I didn't pay any attention to the lyrics.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1826 on:** March 10, 2024, 08:25:23 AM »

I was walking past a pet shop. A sign on the shop front said; 'Pedigree Netherlands cats for sale!

I didn't believe they were from the Netherlands so I went into the shop and asked the assistant...

'How Dutch is that moggie in the window?'

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1827 on:** March 10, 2024, 12:50:39 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1828 on:** March 10, 2024, 01:25:47 PM »

SteveH · « **Reply #1829 on:** March 11, 2024, 08:42:28 AM »

Always keep your secretaries well sharpened.

SteveH · « **Reply #1830 on:** March 11, 2024, 09:03:32 AM »

Merry Christmas!

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1831 on:** March 12, 2024, 10:09:00 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1832 on:** March 13, 2024, 06:14:17 PM »

Staff Relies On Corporate Team-Building Skills While Disposing Of CEO’s Body

https://www.theonion.com/staff-relies-on-corporate-team-building-skills-while-di-1851320130

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1833 on:** March 14, 2024, 12:14:15 PM »

My Disney+ account developed a glitch where it would only show Pixar movies. I thought I’d fixed it, but now it’s playing Up again.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1834 on:** March 15, 2024, 10:03:39 AM »

A classic for the day

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1835 on:** March 15, 2024, 11:31:48 AM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1836 on:** March 16, 2024, 10:36:43 AM »

If you remove all of the consonants from Celine Dion's name, you're left with the lyrics for "Old McDonald Had a Farm"

SteveH · « **Reply #1837 on:** March 19, 2024, 06:50:08 AM »

Walt Zingmatilder · « **Reply #1838 on:** March 19, 2024, 01:20:19 PM »

I still ask my newsagent if he stocks the Dandy knowing full well that the answer will beano.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1839 on:** March 20, 2024, 08:53:45 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1840 on:** March 20, 2024, 02:20:12 PM »

Accidentally put my phone in airplane mode. Got in the car and the door fell off!

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1841 on:** March 20, 2024, 09:28:58 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1842 on:** March 21, 2024, 05:32:46 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1843 on:** March 22, 2024, 10:11:08 AM »

Outrider · « **Reply #1844 on:** March 22, 2024, 10:28:52 AM »

Quote from: Nearly Sane on March 22, 2024, 10:11:08 AM

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Did anyone else appreciate the subtlety of not being able to determine if that was a boast or an accusation? Always good to come across nuanced humour...

O.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1845 on:** March 22, 2024, 05:34:46 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1846 on:** March 26, 2024, 08:35:19 AM »

Don't say it.

Try not to say it.

I told you do not say it.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1847 on:** March 26, 2024, 08:41:53 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1848 on:** March 27, 2024, 09:57:59 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1849 on:** March 28, 2024, 04:05:53 PM »

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Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 145012 times)