Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 159613 times)

SteveH · « **Reply #1878 on:** April 11, 2024, 01:53:10 PM »

Quote from: Nearly Sane on April 11, 2024, 01:17:02 PM

.

I think you forgot the attachment.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1879 on:** April 11, 2024, 02:17:19 PM »

Quote from: SteveH on April 11, 2024, 01:53:10 PM

I think you forgot the attachment.

Ta. Added

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1880 on:** April 12, 2024, 05:55:01 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1881 on:** April 13, 2024, 08:34:10 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1882 on:** April 14, 2024, 11:46:07 AM »

Q: How many trans activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, since they all rely on gaslighting!

SteveH · « **Reply #1883 on:** April 14, 2024, 12:02:13 PM »

Quote from: Aruntraveller on April 14, 2024, 11:46:07 AM

Q: How many trans activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, since they all rely on gaslighting!

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A fish.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1884 on:** April 14, 2024, 12:10:35 PM »

Quote from: SteveH on April 14, 2024, 12:02:13 PM

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A fish.

Real Madrid 1 - Surreal Madrid Fish

The surreal/fish thing in jokes has always intrigued me.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1885 on:** April 17, 2024, 09:30:38 AM »

Walt Zingmatilder · « **Reply #1886 on:** April 17, 2024, 01:43:06 PM »

Did you here about the female Starfleet captain who encountered the Klingons?
She Shatner pants.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1887 on:** April 17, 2024, 02:41:36 PM »

SteveH · « **Reply #1888 on:** April 17, 2024, 04:07:59 PM »

Quote from: Walt Zingmatilder on April 17, 2024, 01:43:06 PM

Did you here about the female Starfleet captain who encountered the Klingons?
She Shatner pants.

Why is the USS Enterprise like a bog roll?
Because it circles Uranus and wipes out Klingons.

SteveH · « **Reply #1889 on:** April 20, 2024, 05:31:18 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1890 on:** April 21, 2024, 08:28:31 AM »

SteveH · « **Reply #1891 on:** April 21, 2024, 09:13:43 AM »

SteveH · « **Reply #1892 on:** April 21, 2024, 05:00:34 PM »

From the Uxbridge English Dictionary:

Halifax - Ms Berry's biography.
Tupperware - what a Yorkshireman wears on his top half.
Mendicant - treat Piers Morgan's injury
Flapdoodle - tattoo on a lady's intimate parts
Dictaphone - unsolicited gay porn

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1893 on:** April 21, 2024, 05:17:08 PM »

Quote from: SteveH on April 21, 2024, 05:00:34 PM

From the Uxbridge English Dictionary:

Halifax - Ms Berry's biography.
Tupperware - what a Yorkshireman wears on his top half.
Mendicant - treat Piers Morgan's injury
Flapdoodle - tattoo on a lady's intimate parts
Dictaphone - unsolicited gay porn

I was struggling with the first because Mary Berry got stuck in my head.

SteveH · « **Reply #1894 on:** April 21, 2024, 05:19:43 PM »

Quote from: Nearly Sane on April 21, 2024, 05:17:08 PM

I was struggling with the first because Mary Berry got stuck in my head.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1895 on:** April 22, 2024, 08:10:30 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1896 on:** April 26, 2024, 04:37:17 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1897 on:** May 02, 2024, 11:03:35 AM »

SteveH · « **Reply #1898 on:** May 02, 2024, 12:45:15 PM »

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
InterrupMOOO!

Princess Charlotte's favourite joke at the moment, according to William.

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1899 on:** May 02, 2024, 10:39:15 PM »

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Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 159613 times)