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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1900 on: May 04, 2024, 08:16:20 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1901 on: May 05, 2024, 08:04:48 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1902 on: May 06, 2024, 03:21:27 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1903 on: May 07, 2024, 09:08:48 AM »
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« Reply #1904 on: May 09, 2024, 01:17:29 PM »
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« Reply #1905 on: May 09, 2024, 04:53:15 PM »
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« Reply #1906 on: May 10, 2024, 08:49:54 AM »
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
InterrupMOOO!

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1907 on: May 11, 2024, 03:50:07 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1908 on: May 12, 2024, 10:32:06 AM »
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« Reply #1909 on: May 13, 2024, 03:09:09 PM »
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« Reply #1910 on: May 14, 2024, 11:14:57 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1911 on: May 14, 2024, 04:57:54 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1912 on: May 15, 2024, 04:58:46 PM »
Polce toay have sa they are nvestgatng a strng of ID thefts
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1913 on: May 16, 2024, 06:38:27 PM »
What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus depot?

One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station.
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« Reply #1914 on: May 17, 2024, 09:34:55 AM »
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If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. - God is Love.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1915 on: May 18, 2024, 02:37:16 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1916 on: May 19, 2024, 10:50:29 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1917 on: May 19, 2024, 03:18:31 PM »
"Pototo"?
"That bloke over there, out of Ultravox, is really childish."
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1918 on: May 19, 2024, 05:41:33 PM »
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"That bloke over there, out of Ultravox, is really childish."
"Him? Midge Ure?"
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1919 on: May 20, 2024, 11:13:16 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1920 on: May 20, 2024, 11:59:25 AM »
When thought experiments collide

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1921 on: May 20, 2024, 05:01:14 PM »
Typo of the year.
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"That bloke over there, out of Ultravox, is really childish."
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1922 on: May 21, 2024, 10:18:49 AM »
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« Reply #1923 on: May 21, 2024, 02:24:19 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1924 on: May 22, 2024, 09:14:47 AM »
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