Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.  (Read 159661 times)

Nearly Sane

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 64353
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1975 on: June 21, 2024, 10:10:23 AM »
What we might or might not have done according to music.


Nearly Sane

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 64353
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1976 on: June 21, 2024, 03:18:06 PM »
.

Nearly Sane

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 64353
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1977 on: June 22, 2024, 03:27:24 PM »
.

Nearly Sane

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 64353
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1978 on: June 23, 2024, 04:42:02 PM »
.

Nearly Sane

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 64353
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1979 on: June 24, 2024, 11:58:38 AM »
.

Nearly Sane

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 64353
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1980 on: June 25, 2024, 11:51:47 AM »
.

Aruntraveller

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11085
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1981 on: June 26, 2024, 10:38:06 AM »
Teslas don't have a new car smell.

They have Elon Musk.
Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

Nearly Sane

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 64353
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1982 on: June 26, 2024, 10:44:05 PM »
.

SteveH

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10409
  • God? She's black.
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1983 on: June 28, 2024, 12:03:29 PM »
Looking forward to lots of Portaloo moments on Thursday!
I have a pet termite. His name is Clint. Clint eats wood.

SteveH

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10409
  • God? She's black.
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1984 on: June 30, 2024, 05:36:38 PM »
.
I have a pet termite. His name is Clint. Clint eats wood.

Nearly Sane

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 64353
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1985 on: June 30, 2024, 11:48:51 PM »
.

Aruntraveller

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11085
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1986 on: July 02, 2024, 11:52:51 AM »
..
Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

SteveH

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10409
  • God? She's black.
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1987 on: July 03, 2024, 09:31:37 AM »
Is Mick Stubbles any good?
The commentators at Wimbledon keep mentioning him, but I've never seen him play.
I have a pet termite. His name is Clint. Clint eats wood.

SteveH

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10409
  • God? She's black.
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1988 on: July 03, 2024, 11:55:36 AM »
All lined up and ready for lots of Portaloo moments on Thursday night and Friday morning.
I have a pet termite. His name is Clint. Clint eats wood.

Nearly Sane

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 64353
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1989 on: July 03, 2024, 12:17:10 PM »
.

Nearly Sane

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 64353
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1990 on: July 03, 2024, 12:21:14 PM »
.

Roses

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7990
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1991 on: July 04, 2024, 12:10:06 PM »
"Latin's a dead language as dead as dead can be, first it killed the Romans, now its killing me."  ( When I was a child the pupils used to chant this at the Ladies College I attended whenever the Latin master was about to put in an appearance.)
"At the going down of the sun and in the morning we will remember them."

Nearly Sane

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 64353
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1992 on: July 04, 2024, 12:15:32 PM »
"Latin's a dead language as dead as dead can be, first it killed the Romans, now its killing me."  ( When I was a child the pupils used to chant this at the Ladies College I attended whenever the Latin master was about to put in an appearance.)


https://youtu.be/IIAdHEwiAy8?si=mChls0hD4VeQ4lM3

Nearly Sane

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 64353
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1993 on: July 04, 2024, 07:37:50 PM »
.

jeremyp

  • Admin Support
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32509
  • Blurb
    • Sincere Flattery: A blog about computing
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1994 on: July 05, 2024, 11:09:49 AM »
Jacob Rees Mogg
This post and all of JeremyP's posts words certified 100% divinely inspired* -- signed God.
*Platinum infallibility package, terms and conditions may apply

SteveH

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10409
  • God? She's black.
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1995 on: July 05, 2024, 11:12:53 AM »
I have a pet termite. His name is Clint. Clint eats wood.

SteveH

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10409
  • God? She's black.
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1996 on: July 05, 2024, 11:15:19 AM »
"I accept full responsibility for the election result" said Rishi Sunak, as he stepped into William Hill to collect his winnings.
I have a pet termite. His name is Clint. Clint eats wood.

jeremyp

  • Admin Support
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32509
  • Blurb
    • Sincere Flattery: A blog about computing
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1997 on: July 06, 2024, 12:53:32 PM »
What about him?

He’s a joke and it’s funny.
This post and all of JeremyP's posts words certified 100% divinely inspired* -- signed God.
*Platinum infallibility package, terms and conditions may apply

Aruntraveller

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11085
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1998 on: July 07, 2024, 12:57:49 PM »
.
Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

Sebastian Toe

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7719
Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1999 on: July 07, 2024, 06:56:11 PM »
I thought she was a graphic representation of direction of the Tory support.
"The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends.'
Albert Einstein