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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2025 on: July 29, 2024, 01:25:14 PM »
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I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2026 on: July 30, 2024, 04:41:39 PM »
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« Reply #2027 on: July 31, 2024, 09:43:34 PM »
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« Reply #2028 on: July 31, 2024, 09:56:41 PM »
So much this

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2029 on: July 31, 2024, 10:51:02 PM »
Oh yes.
Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2030 on: August 01, 2024, 11:45:29 AM »
Hitchcock in Scotland

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« Reply #2031 on: August 03, 2024, 09:41:40 AM »
Five rounds or a knockout?
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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« Reply #2032 on: August 04, 2024, 11:38:16 AM »
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Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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« Reply #2033 on: August 05, 2024, 08:16:12 AM »
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Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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« Reply #2034 on: August 05, 2024, 04:11:50 PM »
Some familiarity with the Outer Hebrides, and Trump's ancestry needed for those one

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« Reply #2035 on: August 05, 2024, 04:50:27 PM »
Saw that on FB, posted by a Scottish FB friend of mine. Had to goggle Leodhasach, after which I got it. However, at the same time I discovered that the plural is "Leodhasaich".
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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« Reply #2036 on: August 08, 2024, 03:30:04 PM »
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« Reply #2037 on: August 08, 2024, 04:11:24 PM »
Wouldn't this just be chess?

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« Reply #2039 on: August 08, 2024, 05:38:24 PM »
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« Reply #2040 on: August 08, 2024, 06:41:05 PM »
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Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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« Reply #2041 on: August 11, 2024, 04:12:03 PM »
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I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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« Reply #2043 on: August 15, 2024, 03:06:53 PM »
An Englishman, a Welshman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. The barman says "What is this - some kind of joke?"
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2044 on: August 15, 2024, 04:35:10 PM »
I applied for a job as Morpheus' PA. I thought it was a dream job, but it turned into a nightmare.
"Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all" - D Adams

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« Reply #2045 on: August 15, 2024, 05:11:01 PM »
I applied for a job as Morpheus' PA. I thought it was a dream job, but it turned into a nightmare.
I once got a job as a doctor with. the World Health Organisation I thought I was auditioning for Doctor Who.
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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« Reply #2046 on: August 15, 2024, 06:43:27 PM »
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« Reply #2047 on: August 19, 2024, 05:06:40 PM »
I keep hoping of putting some filling in a container of short crust pastry then watching it levitate and cook.

But it's only ever a pie in the sky.
"Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all" - D Adams

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« Reply #2048 on: August 20, 2024, 10:10:05 PM »
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Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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« Reply #2049 on: August 21, 2024, 04:39:23 PM »
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I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.