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Aruntraveller

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2050 on: August 22, 2024, 11:24:50 AM »
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Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2051 on: August 22, 2024, 11:28:14 AM »
The best murder weapon would be a Tupperware lid.........no-one would ever find it.
Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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« Reply #2052 on: August 22, 2024, 07:00:28 PM »
Why the name Clint is rarely used in comics:

Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2053 on: August 23, 2024, 06:59:21 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2054 on: August 25, 2024, 11:25:48 AM »
There are two kinds of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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« Reply #2055 on: August 25, 2024, 09:40:59 PM »
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« Reply #2056 on: August 25, 2024, 11:31:13 PM »
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« Reply #2057 on: August 26, 2024, 02:31:14 AM »
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I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2059 on: August 26, 2024, 10:50:00 AM »
OIC.

Yum yum!
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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« Reply #2060 on: August 26, 2024, 11:07:41 AM »
One for Aruntraveller.
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2063 on: August 27, 2024, 09:40:06 PM »
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« Reply #2064 on: August 30, 2024, 05:00:35 PM »
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I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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« Reply #2065 on: September 01, 2024, 05:52:26 PM »
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I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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« Reply #2066 on: September 02, 2024, 05:53:39 PM »
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« Reply #2067 on: September 04, 2024, 06:44:18 PM »
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« Reply #2068 on: September 06, 2024, 05:31:31 PM »
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I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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« Reply #2069 on: September 10, 2024, 04:06:35 PM »
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« Reply #2070 on: September 11, 2024, 10:37:36 AM »
Always read the small print.
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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« Reply #2071 on: September 11, 2024, 05:14:03 PM »
Gregg's assistant - "Do you want coffee with that?
Karenesque customer - "What are my options?"
Gregg's Assistant - "Yes or no."
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2072 on: September 11, 2024, 07:02:10 PM »
There's  a song I've heard a few times on various public radios and it made me realise exactly how poor society  is becoming now. Fundamentally society now is worse, There's no thought. No compassion.  Barely a flicker of even being polite.
So I've copied those lyrics here, so we'll  all have a bit of insight into what is happening  now. Its a TLC song and I've moved the lyrics to make the situation a bit clearer. Just remember  these words and keep thinking, please.
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A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holla at me

So no, I don't want your number
No, I don't want to give you mine and
No, I don't want to meet you nowhere
No, I don't want none of your time
... etc
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It's  No thank you.
"Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all" - D Adams

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2073 on: September 12, 2024, 09:26:22 PM »
A Bird's-eye view of the UK

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2074 on: September 13, 2024, 09:38:28 AM »
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