A burglar breaks into a house while the owners are out for the evening. Intent on nicking saleable stuff, he enters the sitting room and, flashing his torch around the shelving, he spots a number of items to bag. Just then, he hears a voice saying, “Jesus is watching you!” The burglar switches off his torch listens intently but hears nothing more so thinks he must have imagined it. Again, he sets about disconnecting electrical items in order to put them in his bag when, again, he hears, “Jesus is watching you!” He pans his torch around the room and spots a parrot in a cage. Realising it’s the parrot who is talking he smirks and says “Yeah, right! What’s your name, parrot?” “The parrot answers “Moses.” The burglar then quips, “Blimey! What sort of people call their parrot Moses?” The parrot responds, “The sort of people who call their Rottweiler, Jesus!”
