Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 158315 times)

SteveH · « **Reply #2125 on:** October 24, 2024, 11:34:21 AM »

I used to work in a Russian napkin factory.
I was in the serviette union.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2126 on:** October 24, 2024, 04:36:22 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2127 on:** October 25, 2024, 07:39:20 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2128 on:** October 29, 2024, 08:33:58 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2129 on:** October 30, 2024, 05:06:56 PM »

SteveH · « **Reply #2130 on:** October 31, 2024, 06:02:50 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2131 on:** November 07, 2024, 09:11:38 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2132 on:** November 08, 2024, 11:18:25 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2133 on:** November 09, 2024, 01:17:50 PM »

Oh yes

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2134 on:** November 09, 2024, 11:32:39 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #2135 on:** November 10, 2024, 09:25:21 AM »

Air Canada have put on extra flights from Glasgow to Toronto after the tag line "Drink Canada Dry" was misunderstood by locals as a challenge and not an advert.

Sebastian Toe · « **Reply #2136 on:** November 10, 2024, 02:26:30 PM »

jeremyp · « **Reply #2137 on:** November 10, 2024, 05:28:48 PM »

Quote from: Sebastian Toe on November 10, 2024, 02:26:30 PM

I can't unsee that now.

Sebastian Toe · « **Reply #2138 on:** November 10, 2024, 05:32:26 PM »

Quote from: jeremyp on November 10, 2024, 05:28:48 PM

I can't unsee that now.

Neither can I.
I wanted to share the suffering!

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2139 on:** November 10, 2024, 07:31:53 PM »

I so want this to be genuine

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2140 on:** November 12, 2024, 04:44:00 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2141 on:** November 12, 2024, 07:51:54 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #2142 on:** November 13, 2024, 09:07:32 AM »

The Angel of the Morph

Sebastian Toe · « **Reply #2143 on:** November 18, 2024, 03:41:17 AM »

Mary Poppins had to stop wearing lippy whilst giving oral sex.
Apparently her super colour fragile lipstick, makes the dick atrocious!

jeremyp · « **Reply #2144 on:** November 18, 2024, 01:06:24 PM »

There's a fine line between the top rugby union teams and the second tier: it's the Equator.

SteveH · « **Reply #2145 on:** November 20, 2024, 11:22:26 AM »

A railway line from Australia to London? Some mistake, surely?

SteveH · « **Reply #2146 on:** November 20, 2024, 05:23:22 PM »

I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 158315 times)