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Aruntraveller

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2200 on: February 04, 2025, 08:08:36 PM »
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Aruntraveller

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2201 on: February 05, 2025, 07:33:52 PM »
When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets.

Why?

Because "stressed" spelt backwards is "desserts".
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2202 on: February 07, 2025, 05:28:18 PM »
'When you get lemons, make lemonade.

When you get marmal, make marmalade.'

((C) that middle aged bloke  with a moustache in JTM)
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2203 on: February 09, 2025, 08:37:08 AM »
Book recommendation Cannibalism by Henrietta Mann.

On the road by John Bitumen
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2204 on: February 09, 2025, 09:19:44 PM »
Quote from: Walt Zingmatilder on February 09, 2025, 08:37:08 AM
Book recommendation Cannibalism by Henrietta Mann.

On the road by John Bitumen
Spoonerisms by Mary Hinge.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2205 on: February 10, 2025, 07:44:28 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2206 on: February 10, 2025, 11:18:13 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2207 on: February 13, 2025, 09:19:57 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2208 on: February 14, 2025, 04:25:26 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2209 on: February 17, 2025, 04:07:50 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2210 on: February 18, 2025, 01:05:32 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2211 on: February 20, 2025, 03:41:43 PM »
Private Eye:
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2212 on: February 21, 2025, 05:13:39 PM »
"My wife told me she thought we'd have less arguments if I wasn't so pedantic. I told her, "I think you mean fewer.""
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2213 on: February 21, 2025, 05:18:21 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2214 on: February 26, 2025, 12:59:29 PM »
Caesar walks into a bar and says “I’ll have a martinus.”

The bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, “Don’t you mean a martini?”

“Look," Caesar replies, "If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for it!"
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2215 on: February 27, 2025, 02:34:43 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2216 on: February 27, 2025, 03:39:13 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2217 on: February 27, 2025, 06:53:35 PM »
What made Cinderella so bad at playing football?

She kept running away from the ball.

Where was king David's Temple located?

Behind his ear. ::)


What has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every day.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2218 on: February 27, 2025, 06:57:32 PM »
What do you call a skeleton with only a head?
A nobody
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2219 on: February 27, 2025, 09:10:12 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2220 on: March 06, 2025, 06:03:50 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2221 on: March 07, 2025, 10:27:42 AM »
Captchas are getting harder these days
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2222 on: March 07, 2025, 04:42:00 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2223 on: March 07, 2025, 08:20:32 PM »
"I spent all my savings on  pasta"

"That's dreadful"

"Not really. It was worth every penne"

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2224 on: March 07, 2025, 10:13:08 PM »
Is mansplaining correctional dysfunction?
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