More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.

[Nearly Sane]

So I'm watching  The Shadows on an old BBC Recording and noticed the one on the right looks to be  rather hungry 😝

That's a patchy joke.

[Walter]

That's a patchy joke.

ill set em up ..... Hahah !

[Nearly Sane]

ill set em up ..... Hahah !

And just let me be the one to finish them.

[Walter]

And just let me be the one to finish them.

saney ,
I'll just cerrect that for you , it should say

....and I'll knock em down 👍



You're welcome 😘

[Nearly Sane]

saney ,
I'll just cerrect that for you , it should say

....and I'll knock em down 👍



You're welcome 😘

Grammatically, it needs to be 'to knock them down' but point taken, man of mystery.

[Walter]

So I was just saying to my ex;
Do you ever get one of those days where you just can't stop eating?
Cos I think you've had about 300 of em in a row !!!! 😝

[Walter]

Have you ever noticed how many times Emma Leven gets mentioned on Radio 2 traffic reports ?

😏

[Walter]

Grammatically, it needs to be 'to knock them down' but point taken, man of mystery.

actually I was assuming you were my double act straight man 😎

[Nearly Sane]

actually I was assuming you were my double act straight man 😎

You must live in a wonderful land.

[Walter]

You must live in a wonderful land.

it gets quite randomly scary sometimes 😱

[Walter]

So I was talking to a bloke waiting in A&E , he said he had a broblem with his bladder and testicles

He said half the time he doesn't know if he's coming or going !

😷

[SteveH]

If an empire is led by an emperor, and a kingdom is led by a king, what is a country led by?

[jeremyp]

If an empire is led by an emperor, and a kingdom is led by a king, what is a country led by?

Boris Johnson.

[Aruntraveller]

Catwoman: What is your real name?

Robin: Dick, short for Richard.

Catwoman: I often wonder how you get Dick from Richard.

Robin: Just ask nicely.

[ippy]

I've had to order an extra two lorry loads of ugly pills, I'm having so much trouble with just getting out of the house.

ippy

[bluehillside Retd.]

Walter,

Have you ever noticed how many times Emma Leven gets mentioned on Radio 2 traffic reports ?

It’s that poor girl in the traffic department with constipation Elaine I feel sorry for. How many times have there been announcements like, “There are long delays on the A14 tonight due to a blocked Elaine”?

[Robbie]

I've had to order an extra two lorry loads of ugly pills, I'm having so much trouble with just getting out of the house.

ippy

Just stay indoors, makes life easier.

[ippy]

Just stay indoors, makes life easier.

In all modesty!! Robbie.

ippy

[Nearly Sane]

I have been diagnosed with a fear of giants.





Feefiphobia

[jeremyp]

I have been diagnosed with a fear of giants.





Feefiphobia

That's a rich vein.

I've been diagnosed with a fear of 17th century writers.

Danieldephobia

[ippy]

That's a rich vein.

I've been diagnosed with a fear of 17th century writers.

Danieldephobia

Rich Vein?

[Aruntraveller]

The doctor diagnosed me with hypochondria today.

I'm not surprised, I've had everything else.

[Aruntraveller]

I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands...

Unfortunately, there is no cure.

[jeremyp]

I have a fear of certain chewy sweets: Toffobia

[ippy]

I have a fear of certain chewy sweets: Toffobia

The inability to defend yourself in wide open spaces agrophobia.