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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1250 on: November 05, 2022, 01:14:35 PM »
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« Reply #1251 on: November 05, 2022, 05:21:18 PM »
Once upon a time, there were lots of quotes about Winston Church, but no one would use Ill words against him.
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« Reply #1252 on: November 05, 2022, 05:37:52 PM »
Wales can beat the All Blacks.

That's definitely today's biggest joke.
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« Reply #1253 on: November 05, 2022, 06:27:51 PM »
Matt Hancock is going on to I'm a witless idiot, to raise awareness of dyslexia.

Because every paper he's ever read had a 'd' in the middle of his surname and ended it with 'job'.
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« Reply #1254 on: November 07, 2022, 06:37:43 PM »
If Romantic Movies Were From Glasgow


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« Reply #1255 on: November 10, 2022, 09:24:03 AM »
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« Reply #1256 on: November 13, 2022, 08:28:09 AM »
I went to a fancy dress party as Uncle Jesse from Dukes of Hazzard, and I was pretty pleased with my outfit, overall.

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« Reply #1257 on: November 16, 2022, 10:59:58 PM »
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Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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« Reply #1259 on: November 17, 2022, 10:22:35 AM »
Here's one I heard on t'Internet today.

A Polish former is ploughing his field when he turns up an old oil lamp. He gives the lamp a rub and naturally a genie pops out.

"Thank you for releasing me," says the Genie. "I will now grant you three wishes as a sign of my gratitude."

"I would like a horde of Mongols to invade and pillage Poland and then go home again," says the farmer after thinking for a bit.

"Your wish is granted," says the genie and a horde of Mongols suddenly invades Poland and steals all the farmer's cattle. Then they leave.

"Second wish," says the genie.

"I would like a horde of Mongols to invade and pillage Poland and then go home again," says the farmer." The genie raises an eyebrow but grants the wish. A horde of Mongols suddenly invades Poland and burns down farmer's barn. Then they leave.

"Third wish," says the genie.

"I would like a horde of Mongols to invade and pillage Poland and then go home again," says the farmer." The genie is now looking puzzled but grants the wish. A horde of Mongols suddenly invades Poland andloots the farmer's house and then burns it down. Then they leave.

"OK," says the genie. "I've got to ask, why did you want the Mongols to repeatedly invade Poland?"

"Well, to invade Poland and go home again three times, they have to go through Russia six times."

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« Reply #1261 on: November 17, 2022, 04:32:04 PM »
Ah Ok, I didn't see the art gallery picture in your post, just "..."
It wasn't my post. But for understanding, if you look at site from the new posts you don't see pictures.

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« Reply #1262 on: November 17, 2022, 04:54:25 PM »
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« Reply #1263 on: November 18, 2022, 12:33:56 PM »
I asked my friend at Twitter how things are going. He said he can't complain.
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« Reply #1264 on: November 18, 2022, 03:23:15 PM »
I asked my friend at Twitter how things are going. He said he can't complain.

Took me a while to get that. LOL!
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« Reply #1265 on: November 24, 2022, 10:35:05 PM »
Socrates: to do is to be

Plato: to be is to do

Scooby: do be do
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« Reply #1266 on: November 26, 2022, 12:49:41 AM »
So I asked this elderly fella why he was using 2 massive frozen chips as walking sticks.

He replied: “They’re McCains!”
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« Reply #1267 on: November 28, 2022, 02:09:59 AM »
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« Reply #1268 on: November 28, 2022, 04:12:10 PM »
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Where everybody knows your name.

(It's Cher)
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« Reply #1269 on: November 29, 2022, 10:06:16 AM »
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« Reply #1270 on: November 29, 2022, 10:45:35 AM »
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« Reply #1271 on: November 30, 2022, 09:19:54 AM »
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Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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« Reply #1272 on: November 30, 2022, 09:53:06 AM »
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« Reply #1273 on: December 01, 2022, 06:52:51 AM »
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« Reply #1274 on: December 01, 2022, 11:53:12 AM »
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