More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.

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I've decided to release a Christmas single
‘Duvet Know It’s Christmas?’

It's a cover version.

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[Steve H]

I order four kindles from Amazon, and they sent me a two Ronnies DVD. Then I went to a bookshop and asked for a book on body-building. They suggested 'Frankenstein'.

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I got an email explaining how to read maps backwards. It was spam.

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I lost my job as a fortune teller today because all I ever predicted was cold winters.

Turned out the crystal ball shop had sold me a snow globe…

(Gary Delaney)

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I used to worry sheep.
I'd sidle up to them and say, 'There isn't a god."

(C) Sean Lock

[Walt Zingmatilder]

I used to worry sheep.
I'd sidle up to them and say, 'There isn't a god."

(C) Sean Lock

Apparently Sean Lock told his manager he couldn't perform because he felt a little funny. His manager told him to get on stage before it wore off.

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I found a new book.Covid-19; How Bat shit crazy went viral.

[jeremyp]

We need more Bible jokes.

After ten years of friendship, Bob told me his real name was John of Patmos.

That was a revelation.

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Appropriate


https://youtu.be/SQNIpLoN_-8

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Got the missus  a prosthetic leg for Xmas. It’s not her main present, just a stocking filler.

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Washington Post's MENSA chapter asked its members to choose one word from Webster’s; replace one letter, and then provide a new definition to it. These are the top winners.

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Very niche joke

[SqueakyVoice]

Washington Post's MENSA chapter asked its members to choose one word from Webster’s; replace one letter, and then provide a new definition to it.

Podant, a person with excessive concerns on the details and rules of a podcast.

[Aruntraveller]

Podant, a person with excessive concerns on the details and rules of a podcast.

Surely that should be a person with an excessive interest in feet.

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'I bought a Russian advent calendar. Every time you open a window an oligarch falls out.'

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'I heard recently that police broke up an illegal Botox party at a neighbour's house.
None of the guests looked surprised!'

[Steve H]

Very niche joke

Too niche for me - please explain.