Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 159512 times)

SteveH · « **Reply #1577 on:** September 21, 2023, 01:39:04 PM »

Hitch-hiker gets a lift from a wealthy golf enthusiast driving a Rolls-Royce. The hitch-hiker notices some golf tees on the dashboard and asks the driver what they are. "They're tees" he replies, "they're to rest my balls on when I'm driving." "Blimey!" says the hitch-hiker, "Rolls-Royce think of everything!".

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1578 on:** September 21, 2023, 09:53:05 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1579 on:** September 22, 2023, 11:36:47 AM »

SqueakyVoice · « **Reply #1580 on:** September 22, 2023, 01:47:16 PM »

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done. It's a hardware issue.

jeremyp · « **Reply #1581 on:** September 22, 2023, 04:23:34 PM »

I've just received an email that has offered me an unlimited supply of yo-yos for free...

...no strings attached.

SteveH · « **Reply #1582 on:** September 23, 2023, 07:06:36 PM »

Rishi Sunak addresses party workers.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1583 on:** September 23, 2023, 10:45:41 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1584 on:** September 25, 2023, 01:14:26 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1585 on:** September 26, 2023, 11:10:33 AM »

Live scenes from HS2 just north of Watford:

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1586 on:** September 26, 2023, 05:15:32 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1587 on:** September 27, 2023, 03:18:40 PM »

jeremyp · « **Reply #1588 on:** September 27, 2023, 07:01:11 PM »

Alice: Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?

Bob: No.

Alice: You don't know what you are missing.

SteveH · « **Reply #1589 on:** September 29, 2023, 09:51:54 AM »

"Nevermind" should be two words, but never mind.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1590 on:** September 29, 2023, 01:11:19 PM »

jeremyp · « **Reply #1591 on:** September 29, 2023, 01:15:40 PM »

Quote from: SteveH on September 29, 2023, 09:51:54 AM

"Nevermind" should be two words, but never mind.

Being called Thomas in those days was quite bad for your health.

ekim · « **Reply #1592 on:** October 01, 2023, 10:11:46 AM »

https://tinyurl.com/yc5rmshp

https://tinyurl.com/4km6arnm

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1593 on:** October 01, 2023, 07:37:02 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1594 on:** October 01, 2023, 07:51:06 PM »

BERT: “That pub over the road has a sign up saying ‘No mobile 'phones. Pretend it’s 1973’.
ERIC: “So what did you do Bert?”
BERT:“I gave him 17p for the pint and lit a cigarette”

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1595 on:** October 02, 2023, 01:31:51 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1596 on:** October 02, 2023, 09:14:44 PM »

Northern Irish Immigration Control questions

https://youtu.be/GV9XZxmJFDM?si=SvM53gp1J_tzlikF

SteveH · « **Reply #1597 on:** October 02, 2023, 09:44:12 PM »

Sebastian Toe · « **Reply #1598 on:** October 03, 2023, 11:57:40 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1599 on:** October 04, 2023, 12:27:36 PM »

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Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 159512 times)