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Nearly Sane

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1600 on: October 05, 2023, 04:28:41 AM »
Having  had the discussion on here about whether.I was a bit harsh calling someone an eejit, here is an explanation of the difference between an eejit and a gobshite.

https://youtu.be/l2tcXK33B54?si=UW5ebhPt-8kWnuT0
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1601 on: October 05, 2023, 09:39:47 PM »
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When conspiracy nuts start spouting their bollocks, the best answer is "That's what they want you to think".

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1602 on: October 06, 2023, 09:54:53 AM »
First they came for Russell Brand and I didn't speak up. Then they cam for Laurence Fox and I didn't speak up. And then they cam for Dan Wootton and I didn't speak up.

To be fair I was too busy dancing and cheering.
Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1603 on: October 06, 2023, 01:40:07 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1604 on: October 06, 2023, 02:09:12 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1605 on: October 06, 2023, 02:40:41 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1606 on: October 06, 2023, 04:09:53 PM »
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It left a nasty taste in my mouth. I couldn't pallet it.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1607 on: October 06, 2023, 05:37:16 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1608 on: October 07, 2023, 07:31:56 AM »
Oo-er Missus!
When conspiracy nuts start spouting their bollocks, the best answer is "That's what they want you to think".

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« Reply #1609 on: October 07, 2023, 06:32:59 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1610 on: October 09, 2023, 12:44:35 PM »
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Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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« Reply #1611 on: October 09, 2023, 07:10:50 PM »
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« Reply #1612 on: October 09, 2023, 07:25:56 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1613 on: October 10, 2023, 03:55:58 PM »
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.
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« Reply #1614 on: October 10, 2023, 04:11:40 PM »
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« Reply #1615 on: October 10, 2023, 05:40:09 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1616 on: October 10, 2023, 08:05:29 PM »
"Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all" - D Adams

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« Reply #1617 on: October 11, 2023, 08:05:34 PM »
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« Reply #1618 on: October 11, 2023, 08:09:40 PM »
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« Reply #1619 on: October 13, 2023, 09:50:19 AM »
Innuendo - Spanish suppository.
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When conspiracy nuts start spouting their bollocks, the best answer is "That's what they want you to think".

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1620 on: October 14, 2023, 10:01:20 AM »
Ahem, hem,mnm. Sorry I've  got a frog in my throat.


Still, it's  better than having a toad in the hole.

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« Reply #1621 on: October 19, 2023, 04:26:25 PM »
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« Reply #1622 on: October 19, 2023, 04:26:46 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1623 on: October 21, 2023, 11:09:45 AM »
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Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1624 on: October 21, 2023, 09:36:07 PM »
Scotsman who won Bullseye in 1982 has last laugh