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Nearly Sane

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1625 on: October 23, 2023, 03:47:00 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1626 on: October 24, 2023, 07:10:07 AM »
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"That bloke over there, out of Ultravox, is really childish."
"Him? Midge Ure?"
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1627 on: October 24, 2023, 07:07:23 PM »
Who the hel stole my el?
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1628 on: October 24, 2023, 09:48:10 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1629 on: October 25, 2023, 08:50:50 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1630 on: October 25, 2023, 12:15:56 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1631 on: October 25, 2023, 03:08:49 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1632 on: October 26, 2023, 06:38:55 PM »
October is Menopause  awareness month. What I really want to know is will there ever be any WOMENopause?
Am I right sisters?!
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Sisters...?
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1633 on: October 27, 2023, 10:43:27 AM »
Bit niche but my niche
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1634 on: October 28, 2023, 10:28:10 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1635 on: October 29, 2023, 02:49:13 PM »
Quote from: Nearly Sane on October 27, 2023, 10:43:27 AM
Bit niche but my niche
(Another niche, nicked from somewhere/one else a long time ago.)
Three logicians walk into a pub, the barman asks, "Would all three of you like a pint?"
The 1st logician says, "I don't know."Then the 2nd one says, "Well, I don't know."Then the third one says, "YES!"
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1636 on: October 30, 2023, 11:22:37 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1637 on: October 31, 2023, 05:12:44 AM »
Many years ago, in central London, I walked past a cafe which was advertising Waldorf salad as "An American Waldorf in London'
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"That bloke over there, out of Ultravox, is really childish."
"Him? Midge Ure?"
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1638 on: October 31, 2023, 08:23:21 PM »
So I walked into our kitchen earlier and found myself surrounded by jars of chopped up pickled vegetables in a spicy relish.

I thought, blinking heck,

It’s like Piccalilli Circus in here.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1639 on: October 31, 2023, 09:36:30 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1640 on: October 31, 2023, 10:41:03 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1641 on: November 01, 2023, 02:26:46 PM »
C.S. Lewis never liked the author of Lord of the Rings. Whenever he met him, he was always Tolkien.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1642 on: November 04, 2023, 12:05:02 PM »
...walk into a pub...
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1643 on: November 04, 2023, 12:39:21 PM »
Quote from: SteveH on November 04, 2023, 12:05:02 PM
...walk into a pub...

You'd think they'd look happeir about it!
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1644 on: November 04, 2023, 01:17:08 PM »
Quote from: Aruntraveller on November 04, 2023, 12:39:21 PM
You'd think they'd look happeir about it!

The Imam has to watch the other two get pissed up. That's why he's not happy.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1645 on: November 04, 2023, 04:48:38 PM »
Quote from: SteveH on November 04, 2023, 12:05:02 PM
...walk into a pub...
...and the barman says "is this some kind of joke?"
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1646 on: November 05, 2023, 09:54:06 AM »
Quote from: SteveH on November 04, 2023, 12:05:02 PM
...walk into a pub...
...what a fine example of a well integrated multicultural society.
(C) Bernard Righton
This link might help.
https://youtu.be/W3H43sIeck4?feature=shared  I suspect most of you may already know, don't follow any other links.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1647 on: November 08, 2023, 10:04:21 AM »
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« Reply #1648 on: November 08, 2023, 10:03:29 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1649 on: November 14, 2023, 06:58:36 AM »
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