Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 159545 times)

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1675 on:** December 01, 2023, 02:51:55 PM »

Quote from: Aruntraveller on December 01, 2023, 02:48:03 PM

1 "Do you know the price of a chimney?"

2 "Let me guess, it's on the house"

1 "No actually, it's gone through the roof"

It flue up and up

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1676 on:** December 02, 2023, 02:03:31 PM »

There are 3 days left till Christmas

According to the chocolates in my advent calendar

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1677 on:** December 03, 2023, 10:28:13 AM »

Excellent approach

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1678 on:** December 04, 2023, 09:21:28 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1679 on:** December 05, 2023, 06:08:25 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1680 on:** December 05, 2023, 08:17:31 PM »

SteveH · « **Reply #1681 on:** December 06, 2023, 03:36:57 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1682 on:** December 07, 2023, 11:28:25 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1683 on:** December 07, 2023, 12:00:53 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1684 on:** December 07, 2023, 01:31:12 PM »

What do you get when you mix Sheep DNA with Scottish DNA?

Kicked out of a Scottish zoo.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1685 on:** December 07, 2023, 01:46:24 PM »

SqueakyVoice · « **Reply #1686 on:** December 07, 2023, 07:42:49 PM »

A paralysed emu wanted to be a famous entertainer and asked an agent for advice.
He was told he'd have to be part of a double act, to help to walk around.
He ended up incredibly cross, because he had a made a Rod on his own back.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1687 on:** December 09, 2023, 11:02:25 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1688 on:** December 11, 2023, 03:35:16 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1689 on:** December 12, 2023, 05:08:35 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1690 on:** December 12, 2023, 05:46:54 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1691 on:** December 12, 2023, 09:32:40 PM »

Happy Hanukkah

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1692 on:** December 13, 2023, 04:58:36 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1693 on:** December 14, 2023, 09:24:28 AM »

What weighs more a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?

A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.

jeremyp · « **Reply #1694 on:** December 14, 2023, 09:27:20 AM »

Quote from: Nearly Sane on December 14, 2023, 09:24:28 AM

What weighs more a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?

A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.

You’re not supposed to pull your crackers before Christmas.

Also get better crackers.

SteveH · « **Reply #1695 on:** December 14, 2023, 09:27:54 AM »

How do you make a cat bark?
Pour petrol over it, put a match to it, and WOOF!

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1696 on:** December 14, 2023, 10:24:04 AM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1697 on:** December 14, 2023, 10:41:01 AM »

SteveH · « **Reply #1698 on:** December 14, 2023, 04:14:38 PM »

Why is Rishi Sunak like Christmas tree?
Because he's prickly and wilting, and he'll be chucked out in January.
Nicked from 'Private Eye'.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1699 on:** December 15, 2023, 03:28:38 PM »

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Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 159545 times)