Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 197167 times)

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1701 on:** December 15, 2023, 09:15:21 PM »

'Do what you love, and money will follow.

Ate pizza, drank wine, had a 5 hour nap in my underwear, and took selfies with my dog.

Now I wait!'

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1702 on:** December 16, 2023, 03:34:51 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1703 on:** December 16, 2023, 04:30:30 PM »

To my shame, I had to look this up for the punchline. I just couldn't make it out.

I'm feeling pretty Brahms & Liszt about it now though.

I don't know whether I can handel the emotional impact of my stupidity.

SqueakyVoice · « **Reply #1704 on:** December 17, 2023, 11:44:16 AM »

I took my Significant Other to an Italian restaurant for our anniversary.

We went into an Italian restaurant, but unfortunately, they kept playing English music and I wanted some classical Italian music. You know from Puccini, or Ravioli.

SqueakyVoice · « **Reply #1705 on:** December 17, 2023, 06:04:12 PM »

SqueakyVoice · « **Reply #1706 on:** December 17, 2023, 06:30:33 PM »

https://www.theguardian.com/books/picture/2023/dec/16/tom-gaulds-christmas-challenge-cartoon?CMP=share_btn_link

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1707 on:** December 17, 2023, 07:11:56 PM »

He's starting early

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1708 on:** December 18, 2023, 11:19:49 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1709 on:** December 18, 2023, 11:46:44 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1710 on:** December 19, 2023, 01:30:27 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1711 on:** December 20, 2023, 03:55:27 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1712 on:** December 20, 2023, 09:49:40 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1713 on:** December 21, 2023, 05:36:24 PM »

Steve H · « **Reply #1714 on:** December 21, 2023, 07:50:18 PM »

Where does Dracula like to go sailing?
Lake Erie.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1715 on:** December 21, 2023, 09:36:35 PM »

Rishi's Christmas single

https://youtu.be/f9jnFPwneh8?si=jV50xReHqLV4FFmn

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1716 on:** December 22, 2023, 02:57:53 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1717 on:** December 22, 2023, 02:59:25 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1718 on:** December 22, 2023, 04:36:15 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1719 on:** December 23, 2023, 10:57:58 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1720 on:** December 23, 2023, 12:00:33 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1721 on:** December 23, 2023, 04:48:23 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1722 on:** December 24, 2023, 01:14:38 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1723 on:** December 24, 2023, 01:23:38 PM »

Sebastian Toe · « **Reply #1724 on:** December 25, 2023, 10:30:58 AM »

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick!

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Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 197167 times)