Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 159595 times)

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1750 on:** January 06, 2024, 12:10:54 PM »

Seen elsewhere inspired by the appearance of Easter eggs in shops

On the 12th day of christmas my true love gave to me 12 chocolate eggs! 11 hot cross buns ! 10 simnel cakes ! 9 fluffy chick's, 8 daffodils, 7 Easter trees, 6 Easter bunnies , 5 LEGS OF LAMB, ( deep breath ) 4 egg hunts, 3 baby lambs , 2 decorated churches and a bigot saying " you don't see Easter printed on eggs any more

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1751 on:** January 07, 2024, 10:45:15 PM »

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Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1754 on:** January 13, 2024, 04:18:27 PM »

Not a joke as such, but if you are really bored open Google Translate and translate "Sharp knife" from English into Latvian.

Sometimes it's the little things that make life worth living.

SteveH · « **Reply #1755 on:** January 15, 2024, 06:03:09 AM »

My mate's fancy new car has a button on the dashboard marked "rear wiper".
BMW think of everything!

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1756 on:** January 15, 2024, 11:56:13 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1757 on:** January 17, 2024, 10:40:47 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1758 on:** January 17, 2024, 10:33:35 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1759 on:** January 18, 2024, 06:30:05 AM »

SteveH · « **Reply #1760 on:** January 18, 2024, 10:37:05 PM »

Does "scent" have a silent s, or a silent c?

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1761 on:** January 21, 2024, 11:36:43 AM »

bluehillside Retd. · « **Reply #1762 on:** January 21, 2024, 01:19:39 PM »

Aruntraveller,

Quote

Not a joke as such, but if you are really bored open Google Translate and translate "Sharp knife" from English into Latvian.

Sometimes it's the little things that make life worth living.

Indeed it is. In a similar vein, try typing “twelve months” into Google Translate, then translate into Estonian and hit the loudspeaker icon.

You’re welcome.

SteveH · « **Reply #1763 on:** January 21, 2024, 02:21:05 PM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1764 on:** January 21, 2024, 05:59:09 PM »

Quote from: bluehillside Retd. on January 21, 2024, 01:19:39 PM

Aruntraveller,

Indeed it is. In a similar vein, try typing “twelve months” into Google Translate, then translate into Estonian and hit the loudspeaker icon.

You’re welcome.

PMSL. I couldn't possibly say

SteveH · « **Reply #1765 on:** January 21, 2024, 06:57:32 PM »

Quote from: bluehillside Retd. on January 21, 2024, 01:19:39 PM

Aruntraveller,

Indeed it is. In a similar vein, try typing “twelve months” into Google Translate, then translate into Estonian and hit the loudspeaker icon.

You’re welcome.

I must be missing something. What's rude about it?

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1766 on:** January 21, 2024, 06:59:55 PM »

Quote from: SteveH on January 21, 2024, 06:57:32 PM

I must be missing something. What's rude about it?

It sounds like, though doesn't look like, cocks taste good.

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1767 on:** January 21, 2024, 07:00:22 PM »

Quote from: SteveH on January 21, 2024, 06:57:32 PM

I must be missing something. What's rude about it?

You have to play it rather than read it.

SteveH · « **Reply #1768 on:** January 21, 2024, 07:01:35 PM »

Quote from: Aruntraveller on January 21, 2024, 07:00:22 PM

You have to play it rather than read it.

I did.

bluehillside Retd. · « **Reply #1769 on:** January 21, 2024, 07:06:27 PM »

SteveH,

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I did.

Turn up the volume!

SteveH · « **Reply #1770 on:** January 21, 2024, 07:20:43 PM »

I googled "what does the Estonian for 12 months sound like", and found out that way. It was too distorted through my headphones.
Oooh, Matron!

SteveH · « **Reply #1771 on:** January 21, 2024, 07:36:41 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1772 on:** January 22, 2024, 08:44:46 AM »

Gordon · « **Reply #1773 on:** January 22, 2024, 12:47:17 PM »

It 'Wis' y'know: love that.

Walt Zingmatilder · « **Reply #1774 on:** January 26, 2024, 08:02:02 AM »

I'm playing Midge Ure at Scrabble
I've four letters left, but,
They mean nothing to me,
OVNR

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Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 159595 times)