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Nearly Sane

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1750 on: January 06, 2024, 12:10:54 PM »
Seen elsewhere inspired by the appearance of Easter eggs in shops


On the 12th day of christmas my true love gave to me 12 chocolate eggs! 11 hot cross buns ! 10 simnel cakes ! 9 fluffy chick's, 8 daffodils,  7 Easter trees, 6 Easter bunnies , 5 LEGS OF LAMB, ( deep breath ) 4 egg hunts, 3 baby lambs , 2 decorated churches and a bigot saying " you don't see Easter printed on eggs any more
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1751 on: January 07, 2024, 10:45:15 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1752 on: January 08, 2024, 01:47:43 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1753 on: January 11, 2024, 02:04:57 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1754 on: January 13, 2024, 04:18:27 PM »
Not a joke as such, but if you are really bored open Google Translate and translate "Sharp knife" from English into Latvian.

Sometimes it's the little things that make life worth living.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1755 on: January 15, 2024, 06:03:09 AM »
My mate's fancy new car has a button on the dashboard marked "rear wiper".
BMW think of everything!
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1756 on: January 15, 2024, 11:56:13 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1757 on: January 17, 2024, 10:40:47 AM »
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« Reply #1758 on: January 17, 2024, 10:33:35 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1759 on: January 18, 2024, 06:30:05 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1760 on: January 18, 2024, 10:37:05 PM »
Does "scent" have a silent s, or a silent c?
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« Reply #1761 on: January 21, 2024, 11:36:43 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1762 on: January 21, 2024, 01:19:39 PM »
Aruntraveller,

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Not a joke as such, but if you are really bored open Google Translate and translate "Sharp knife" from English into Latvian.

Sometimes it's the little things that make life worth living.

Indeed it is. In a similar vein, try typing “twelve months” into Google Translate, then translate into Estonian and hit the loudspeaker icon.

You’re welcome. 
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1763 on: January 21, 2024, 02:21:05 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1764 on: January 21, 2024, 05:59:09 PM »
Quote from: bluehillside Retd. on January 21, 2024, 01:19:39 PM
Aruntraveller,

Indeed it is. In a similar vein, try typing “twelve months” into Google Translate, then translate into Estonian and hit the loudspeaker icon.

You’re welcome.

PMSL.  I couldn't possibly say ;)
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« Reply #1765 on: January 21, 2024, 06:57:32 PM »
Quote from: bluehillside Retd. on January 21, 2024, 01:19:39 PM
Aruntraveller,

Indeed it is. In a similar vein, try typing “twelve months” into Google Translate, then translate into Estonian and hit the loudspeaker icon.

You’re welcome.
I must be missing something. What's rude about it?
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« Reply #1766 on: January 21, 2024, 06:59:55 PM »
Quote from: SteveH on January 21, 2024, 06:57:32 PM
I must be missing something. What's rude about it?
It sounds like, though doesn't look like, cocks taste good.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1767 on: January 21, 2024, 07:00:22 PM »
Quote from: SteveH on January 21, 2024, 06:57:32 PM
I must be missing something. What's rude about it?

You have to play it rather than read it.
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« Reply #1768 on: January 21, 2024, 07:01:35 PM »
Quote from: Aruntraveller on January 21, 2024, 07:00:22 PM
You have to play it rather than read it.
I did.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1769 on: January 21, 2024, 07:06:27 PM »
SteveH,

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I did.

Turn up the volume!
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« Reply #1770 on: January 21, 2024, 07:20:43 PM »
I googled "what does the Estonian for 12 months sound like", and found out that way. It was too distorted through my headphones.
Oooh, Matron!
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« Reply #1771 on: January 21, 2024, 07:36:41 PM »
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« Reply #1772 on: January 22, 2024, 08:44:46 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1773 on: January 22, 2024, 12:47:17 PM »
It 'Wis' y'know: love that.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1774 on: January 26, 2024, 08:02:02 AM »
I'm playing Midge Ure at Scrabble
I've four letters left, but,
They mean nothing to me,
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