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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1775 on: January 26, 2024, 10:26:21 AM »
I'm playing Midge Ure at Scrabble

You can't use proper nouns.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1776 on: January 27, 2024, 03:22:10 AM »
“Went to showbiz party. Met Jim Davidson, a fine comedian and a gentleman. Talked to all three of them.”


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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1777 on: January 27, 2024, 11:41:00 AM »
I'm playing Midge Ure at Scrabble
I've four letters left, but,
They mean nothing to me,
OVNR
"That bloke over there, out of Ultravox, is really childish."
"Him? Midge Ure?"
"Yes, very."
When conspiracy nuts start spouting their bollocks, the best answer is "That's what they want you to think".

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1778 on: January 28, 2024, 01:45:04 PM »
"That bloke over there, out of Ultravox, is really childish."
"Him? Midge Ure?"
"Yes, very."
I'm stealing that.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1779 on: January 28, 2024, 09:28:39 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1780 on: January 29, 2024, 05:43:36 PM »
There's a new opera based on the life of George Formby. It's called 'Turandot Nice Again'.
When conspiracy nuts start spouting their bollocks, the best answer is "That's what they want you to think".

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1781 on: January 29, 2024, 11:00:05 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1782 on: January 30, 2024, 01:07:27 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1783 on: January 30, 2024, 02:32:58 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1784 on: January 30, 2024, 09:41:50 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1785 on: January 31, 2024, 09:43:52 PM »
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Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1786 on: February 03, 2024, 12:20:43 PM »
Jürgen Klopp has been talking about looking forward to leaving Liverpool FC when he can spend more quality time at home with family, his wife Klipp and their daughter Klippity.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1787 on: February 03, 2024, 01:39:36 PM »
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Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1788 on: February 03, 2024, 01:48:27 PM »
Beethoven is everywhere

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1789 on: February 08, 2024, 11:59:42 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1790 on: February 08, 2024, 04:09:06 PM »
My wife caught me kicking dropped ice cubes under the kitchen appliances instead of picking them up, but she's forgiven me. It's water under the fridge.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1791 on: February 09, 2024, 08:12:28 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1792 on: February 09, 2024, 12:41:27 PM »
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Because rap "music" grates on the ear.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1793 on: February 09, 2024, 01:37:01 PM »
not to mention shredding your nerves.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1794 on: February 09, 2024, 07:03:31 PM »
Shakespeare walks into a pub. The landlord says "Oy, you - you're bard!"
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1795 on: February 10, 2024, 01:05:14 PM »
Dartmoor prison walks into a pub.

Sorry, can't think of a good punch line.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1796 on: February 11, 2024, 12:34:38 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1797 on: February 11, 2024, 12:36:55 PM »
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Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1798 on: February 12, 2024, 09:36:27 AM »
Great win for Taylor Swift at the Superbowl in her rookie season.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1799 on: February 12, 2024, 10:00:56 AM »
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