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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1800 on: February 12, 2024, 11:37:00 AM »
Indulge me on this one.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1801 on: February 12, 2024, 04:47:15 PM »
I feel this does not reflect well on Davros, but still it made me giggle:

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1802 on: February 15, 2024, 08:14:10 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1803 on: February 15, 2024, 05:58:36 PM »
Arsenal are playing Jesus on the wing because he's an expert at crosses.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1804 on: February 17, 2024, 09:03:26 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1805 on: February 18, 2024, 10:57:30 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1806 on: February 27, 2024, 01:30:15 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1807 on: February 27, 2024, 01:27:36 PM »
Did you know that dogs can't operate MRI machines but cats can!
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1808 on: February 27, 2024, 03:41:41 PM »
Biscuits and gravy. An American favourite, apparently. Looks bloody horrible to me.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1809 on: February 27, 2024, 03:43:13 PM »
Biscuits and gravy. An American favourite, apparently. Looks bloody horrible to me.

Faked. Americans use custard creams.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1810 on: February 27, 2024, 05:15:29 PM »
Faked. Americans use custard creams.
Bourbon a laugh, aren't ya.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1811 on: February 28, 2024, 04:31:29 PM »
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Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1812 on: February 29, 2024, 10:22:47 AM »
This is apparently from The Real Hoosewives of Glasgow City:

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1813 on: February 29, 2024, 11:00:50 PM »
Pinched this from Facebook. If anyone gets it, please explain it to me, because I don't.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1814 on: March 01, 2024, 04:05:48 AM »
Pinched this from Facebook. If anyone gets it, please explain it to me, because I don't.

Seriously?

Well, um, ok, but you're not going to like it.

In the cartoon, we see a young girl answering the phone. The youg girl is clothed in what can be recognised as a 'Dorothy dress' from Dorothy Gale, the character in The Wizard of Oz, so memorably played by Judy Garland.

 In The Wizard of Oz, Dorothy has a little dog, often threteaned by the Wicked Witch. Her little dog is called Toto.


Toto are a popular beat combo, m'lud who in some versions are named after Dorothy's little dog. In other versions, they may have been named after toto from the Latin as in 'in toto' to refer to them having played multiple styles as a session band, but here we're going with the first version.

In the 1980s, Toto the band, not the little dog, had a pangalactic hit with the song Africa. During the song, the lead singer, Steve Lukather, who is currently the only original member of the band still playing with them, sings 'I will bless the rains down in Africa'. While I find the diction of the aforesaid Mr Lukather to be entirely adequate, some with the repetition of the lyric have heard it as 'I will bless Lorraine down in Africa'.

Hence in the cartoon, the Mondegreen Lorraine is calling the little dog, not the band, Toto, from down in Africa.


And here are Toto, the band, not the little dog, with the song Africa for you to decide what you think Mr Lukather is singing.

https://youtu.be/FTQbiNvZqaY?si=O0MfoMUerv8RYQt3
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« Reply #1815 on: March 01, 2024, 06:43:26 AM »
That would explain it. I've never heard of either Toto, the band, or 'Africa', the song. I thought the girl was dressed as Alice, as in 'Wonderland'.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1816 on: March 01, 2024, 10:18:10 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1817 on: March 01, 2024, 12:47:51 PM »
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Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1818 on: March 01, 2024, 01:40:37 PM »
In the days when fish and chip shops wrapped food up in newspaper, you could, if you were lucky, get a plaice in the 'Sun'.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1819 on: March 01, 2024, 04:30:21 PM »
A classic

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1820 on: March 04, 2024, 12:14:24 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1821 on: March 05, 2024, 01:20:44 PM »
-I’m going to reserve a relaxing break in Hungary.

-Book a rest?

-No, that’s Romania
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1822 on: March 07, 2024, 10:00:10 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1823 on: March 07, 2024, 04:28:39 PM »
And another dad joke, this time from the athletics at the weekend

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #1824 on: March 07, 2024, 05:16:31 PM »
That would explain it. I've never heard of either Toto, the band, or 'Africa', the song. I thought the girl was dressed as Alice, as in 'Wonderland'.

You probably have heard the song.

This is it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
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