Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 145009 times)

SteveH · « **Reply #1852 on:** March 30, 2024, 08:45:38 AM »

That's Nigel Fartage and Hatey Cockpins ruled out, then...

SteveH · « **Reply #1853 on:** March 30, 2024, 09:00:23 AM »

SteveH · « **Reply #1854 on:** March 30, 2024, 09:06:33 AM »

SteveH · « **Reply #1855 on:** March 30, 2024, 10:01:40 AM »

SteveH · « **Reply #1856 on:** March 30, 2024, 12:47:56 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1857 on:** March 31, 2024, 02:09:49 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1858 on:** April 02, 2024, 06:54:40 AM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1859 on:** April 02, 2024, 06:58:09 AM »

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1860 on:** April 03, 2024, 03:52:05 PM »

Just asked a Reform UK voter to name the greatest ruler in history.

He opted for The Helix 30cm Shatterproof.

SteveH · « **Reply #1861 on:** April 04, 2024, 05:01:38 PM »

Nicked off that there Facebook:

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."

SteveH · « **Reply #1862 on:** April 04, 2024, 06:08:37 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1863 on:** April 05, 2024, 02:01:35 PM »

SteveH · « **Reply #1864 on:** April 05, 2024, 09:42:18 PM »

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1865 on:** April 06, 2024, 09:14:40 PM »

SteveH · « **Reply #1866 on:** April 07, 2024, 09:31:32 AM »

The two Time Lords that we know of are called the Doctor and the Master. Shouldn't there be a third, called the Bachelor?

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1867 on:** April 07, 2024, 11:48:26 AM »

SteveH · « **Reply #1868 on:** April 07, 2024, 01:57:55 PM »

.Deleted due to stupid cock-up on my part.

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1869 on:** April 07, 2024, 04:50:01 PM »

Erm - I don't mean to be picky but did you look at the previous post?

SteveH · « **Reply #1870 on:** April 07, 2024, 05:01:43 PM »

Quote from: Aruntraveller on April 07, 2024, 04:50:01 PM

Erm - I don't mean to be picky but did you look at the previous post?

Oops, silly me - I forgot where I'd nicked it from! Not the first time I've done that. Agolopies.

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1871 on:** April 07, 2024, 06:36:11 PM »

Quote from: SteveH on April 07, 2024, 05:01:43 PM

Oops, silly me - I forgot where I'd nicked it from! Not the first time I've done that. Agolopies.

The joy of getting older.

jeremyp · « **Reply #1872 on:** April 08, 2024, 10:45:04 AM »

There's no such thing as too many times to call Jacob Rees Mogg a victorian knob.

Aruntraveller · « **Reply #1873 on:** April 08, 2024, 02:33:11 PM »

Quote from: jeremyp on April 08, 2024, 10:45:04 AM

There's no such thing as too many times to call Jacob Rees Mogg a victorian knob.

Very true.

Nearly Sane · « **Reply #1874 on:** April 09, 2024, 07:22:45 PM »

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Author Topic: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny. (Read 145009 times)