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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2050 on: August 22, 2024, 11:24:50 AM »
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If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. - God is Love.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2051 on: August 22, 2024, 11:28:14 AM »
The best murder weapon would be a Tupperware lid.........no-one would ever find it.
If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. - God is Love.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2052 on: August 22, 2024, 07:00:28 PM »
Why the name Clint is rarely used in comics:

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2053 on: August 23, 2024, 06:59:21 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2054 on: August 25, 2024, 11:25:48 AM »
There are two kinds of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2055 on: August 25, 2024, 09:40:59 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2056 on: August 25, 2024, 11:31:13 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2057 on: August 26, 2024, 02:31:14 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2059 on: August 26, 2024, 10:50:00 AM »
OIC.

Yum yum!
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« Reply #2060 on: August 26, 2024, 11:07:41 AM »
One for Aruntraveller.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2063 on: August 27, 2024, 09:40:06 PM »
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« Reply #2064 on: August 30, 2024, 05:00:35 PM »
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« Reply #2065 on: September 01, 2024, 05:52:26 PM »
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« Reply #2066 on: September 02, 2024, 05:53:39 PM »
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« Reply #2067 on: September 04, 2024, 06:44:18 PM »
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« Reply #2068 on: September 06, 2024, 05:31:31 PM »
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« Reply #2069 on: September 10, 2024, 04:06:35 PM »
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« Reply #2070 on: September 11, 2024, 10:37:36 AM »
Always read the small print.
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« Reply #2071 on: September 11, 2024, 05:14:03 PM »
Gregg's assistant - "Do you want coffee with that?
Karenesque customer - "What are my options?"
Gregg's Assistant - "Yes or no."
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2072 on: September 11, 2024, 07:02:10 PM »
There's  a song I've heard a few times on various public radios and it made me realise exactly how poor society  is becoming now. Fundamentally society now is worse, There's no thought. No compassion.  Barely a flicker of even being polite.
So I've copied those lyrics here, so we'll  all have a bit of insight into what is happening  now. Its a TLC song and I've moved the lyrics to make the situation a bit clearer. Just remember  these words and keep thinking, please.
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A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hangin' out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holla at me

So no, I don't want your number
No, I don't want to give you mine and
No, I don't want to meet you nowhere
No, I don't want none of your time
... etc
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It's  No thank you.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2073 on: September 12, 2024, 09:26:22 PM »
A Bird's-eye view of the UK

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2074 on: September 13, 2024, 09:38:28 AM »
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