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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2075 on: September 13, 2024, 09:42:50 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2076 on: September 14, 2024, 09:10:08 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2077 on: September 16, 2024, 08:13:50 PM »
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Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2078 on: September 16, 2024, 08:15:02 PM »
A man who admitted he was addicted to brake fluid said he could stop anytime he wanted.....
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2079 on: September 19, 2024, 01:09:02 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2080 on: September 19, 2024, 05:35:23 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2081 on: September 19, 2024, 11:46:49 PM »
My wife asked me where I was going to take her for our anniversary.

Apparently "from behind" was not the answer she was looking for!
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2082 on: September 20, 2024, 10:34:04 AM »
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When conspiracy nuts start spouting their bollocks, the best answer is "That's what they want you to think".

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« Reply #2083 on: September 20, 2024, 10:45:01 AM »
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When conspiracy nuts start spouting their bollocks, the best answer is "That's what they want you to think".

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« Reply #2084 on: September 21, 2024, 11:28:12 AM »
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When conspiracy nuts start spouting their bollocks, the best answer is "That's what they want you to think".

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2085 on: September 21, 2024, 04:46:20 PM »
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Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2086 on: September 22, 2024, 12:41:43 PM »
There are still some things on Twitter that make me laugh

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2087 on: September 23, 2024, 05:19:14 PM »
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When conspiracy nuts start spouting their bollocks, the best answer is "That's what they want you to think".

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2088 on: September 24, 2024, 09:53:48 AM »
There are still some things on Twitter that make me laugh

Because it can't drive?
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2089 on: September 24, 2024, 03:18:32 PM »
Points to Gregg's social media account

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« Reply #2090 on: September 24, 2024, 04:24:01 PM »
Chris Eubank is going to write a book about ethics...and if that turns out successful, he plans to write a book about Kent.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2091 on: September 25, 2024, 01:15:23 PM »
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« Reply #2092 on: September 29, 2024, 05:50:53 PM »
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« Reply #2093 on: September 30, 2024, 01:05:09 PM »
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« Reply #2094 on: September 30, 2024, 06:47:25 PM »
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« Reply #2095 on: September 30, 2024, 06:47:54 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2096 on: October 01, 2024, 02:30:36 PM »
When you were a kid, did you knock on people's doors, then run away before they could answer? If so, Parcelforce are hiring...
When conspiracy nuts start spouting their bollocks, the best answer is "That's what they want you to think".

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2097 on: October 01, 2024, 03:44:32 PM »
When you were a kid, did you knock on people's doors, then run away before they could answer? If so, Parcelforce are hiring...
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2098 on: October 01, 2024, 03:54:26 PM »
See reply 2092
Oh shit! That's where I pinched it from, but I thought it was somewhere else!
When conspiracy nuts start spouting their bollocks, the best answer is "That's what they want you to think".

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2099 on: October 01, 2024, 04:44:30 PM »
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Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.