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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2101 on: October 01, 2024, 09:09:55 PM »


My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2102 on: October 03, 2024, 09:05:17 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2103 on: October 03, 2024, 09:19:17 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2104 on: October 05, 2024, 07:40:46 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2105 on: October 06, 2024, 12:33:48 PM »
Someone who buys the Mail each day could save around £700 per year. That’s over twice the annual payments for Winter Fuel Allowance.

Just a thought.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2106 on: October 06, 2024, 03:51:30 PM »
Someone who buys the Mail each day could save around £700 per year. That’s over twice the annual payments for Winter Fuel Allowance.

Just a thought.
Yes, but then they'd have to buy bog-rolls.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2107 on: October 08, 2024, 08:09:02 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2108 on: October 09, 2024, 06:01:48 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2109 on: October 09, 2024, 09:43:46 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2110 on: October 10, 2024, 07:12:50 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2111 on: October 11, 2024, 04:46:42 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2112 on: October 11, 2024, 08:35:34 PM »
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« Reply #2113 on: October 12, 2024, 05:27:35 PM »
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« Reply #2114 on: October 12, 2024, 06:25:13 PM »
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« Reply #2115 on: October 12, 2024, 06:41:54 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2116 on: October 14, 2024, 12:09:50 PM »
A burglar breaks into a house while the owners are out for the evening. Intent on nicking saleable stuff, he enters the sitting room and, flashing his torch around the shelving, he spots a number of items to bag. Just then, he hears a voice saying, “Jesus is watching you!” The burglar switches off his torch listens intently but hears nothing more so thinks he must have imagined it. Again, he sets about disconnecting electrical items in order to put them in his bag when, again, he hears, “Jesus is watching you!” He pans his torch around the room and spots a parrot in a cage. Realising it’s the parrot who is talking he smirks and says “Yeah, right! What’s your name, parrot?” “The parrot answers “Moses.” The burglar then quips, “Blimey! What sort of people call their parrot Moses?” The parrot responds, “The sort of people who call their Rottweiler, Jesus!”
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2117 on: October 15, 2024, 11:22:16 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2118 on: October 15, 2024, 02:53:47 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2119 on: October 21, 2024, 06:20:05 PM »
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.......... the plot thickens.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2120 on: October 22, 2024, 08:34:25 AM »
I am disappointed that Netflix had to cancel season five of the life of Vivaldi. A spokesperson said, they only had enough money to fund four seasons..
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2121 on: October 22, 2024, 12:00:19 PM »
I always wondered about the difference between grey and gray. After extensive research, I've discovered it.

It turns out that grey is a colour but gray is a color.
 
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2122 on: October 22, 2024, 12:40:22 PM »
A length of string goes into a pub and the barman says "We don't serve your kind in here, get out". Disappointed, the string leaves but is determined to get a pint. He goes back in and the barman says accusingly  "Weren't you in here before?" The string replies "I'm a frayed knot, you must be mistaken. A pint of bitter please".
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2123 on: October 23, 2024, 11:21:54 AM »
I always wondered about the difference between grey and gray. After extensive research, I've discovered it.

It turns out that grey is a colour but gray is a color.
That's a bit of a grey area.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2124 on: October 23, 2024, 03:05:47 PM »
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Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.