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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2125 on: October 24, 2024, 11:34:21 AM »
I used to work in a Russian napkin factory.
I was in the serviette union.
I have a pet termite. His name is Clint. Clint eats wood.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2126 on: October 24, 2024, 04:36:22 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2127 on: October 25, 2024, 07:39:20 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2128 on: October 29, 2024, 08:33:58 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2129 on: October 30, 2024, 05:06:56 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2130 on: October 31, 2024, 06:02:50 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2131 on: November 07, 2024, 09:11:38 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2132 on: November 08, 2024, 11:18:25 AM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2133 on: November 09, 2024, 01:17:50 PM »
Oh yes

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2134 on: November 09, 2024, 11:32:39 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2135 on: November 10, 2024, 09:25:21 AM »
Air Canada have put on extra flights from Glasgow to Toronto after the tag line "Drink Canada Dry" was misunderstood by locals as a challenge and not an advert.
Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2136 on: November 10, 2024, 02:26:30 PM »
 ;D
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2137 on: November 10, 2024, 05:28:48 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2138 on: November 10, 2024, 05:32:26 PM »
I can't unsee that now.
;D
Neither can I.
I wanted to share the suffering!
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2139 on: November 10, 2024, 07:31:53 PM »
I so want this to be genuine

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2140 on: November 12, 2024, 04:44:00 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2141 on: November 12, 2024, 07:51:54 PM »
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2142 on: November 13, 2024, 09:07:32 AM »
The Angel of the Morph

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2143 on: November 18, 2024, 03:41:17 AM »
Mary Poppins had to stop wearing lippy whilst giving oral sex.
Apparently her super colour fragile lipstick, makes the dick atrocious!
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« Reply #2144 on: November 18, 2024, 01:06:24 PM »
There's a fine line between the top rugby union teams and the second tier: it's the Equator.
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2145 on: November 20, 2024, 11:22:26 AM »
A railway line from Australia to London? Some mistake, surely?
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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2146 on: November 20, 2024, 05:23:22 PM »
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.
I have a pet termite. His name is Clint. Clint eats wood.