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Steve H

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2150 on: November 26, 2024, 12:47:40 PM »
I tried calling the tinnitus helpline,, but it just kept ringing.
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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« Reply #2151 on: November 26, 2024, 02:35:28 PM »
Photos of rock stars taken 60 years ago.

Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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« Reply #2152 on: November 26, 2024, 03:00:14 PM »
The X-odus continues:

Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2153 on: November 27, 2024, 08:27:07 AM »
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« Reply #2154 on: November 29, 2024, 09:28:16 PM »
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« Reply #2155 on: November 30, 2024, 05:35:38 PM »
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« Reply #2156 on: November 30, 2024, 06:38:22 PM »
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« Reply #2157 on: December 01, 2024, 12:59:09 PM »
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« Reply #2158 on: December 02, 2024, 08:52:03 AM »
"...name after Scottish towns" QUESTION MARK!  >:(
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I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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« Reply #2159 on: December 02, 2024, 09:22:58 AM »
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I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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« Reply #2160 on: December 02, 2024, 04:00:12 PM »
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« Reply #2161 on: December 02, 2024, 04:11:41 PM »
The Superman/Bod crossover we’ve all needed.
Here’s comes Zod.

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« Reply #2162 on: December 02, 2024, 05:00:39 PM »
Great away win for the marmalade wizard

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« Reply #2163 on: December 03, 2024, 11:57:24 AM »
I'm sure we've had Brian Bilston's poems appear before on here, but this one is great:

Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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« Reply #2164 on: December 03, 2024, 07:16:52 PM »
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I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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« Reply #2165 on: December 04, 2024, 03:31:14 PM »
I once purchased a dog from a blacksmith.

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.
Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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« Reply #2166 on: December 04, 2024, 07:00:30 PM »
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« Reply #2167 on: December 04, 2024, 07:16:51 PM »
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"The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends.'
Albert Einstein

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« Reply #2168 on: December 09, 2024, 10:14:51 AM »
...starring Barbara Windsor, Sid James, Hattie Jacques and Kenneth Williams?
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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« Reply #2169 on: December 10, 2024, 11:25:01 AM »
I was watching Australian Master Chef last night. Some guy made a meringue and everybody cheered.
I thought… That's odd, normally in Australia they boo meringue.

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« Reply #2170 on: December 10, 2024, 11:27:00 AM »
somebody pulled their crackers early.
Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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« Reply #2171 on: December 10, 2024, 12:37:39 PM »
Abridged Classics:

Before we work on Artificial Intelligence shouldn't we address the problem of natural stupidity.

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« Reply #2172 on: December 11, 2024, 12:41:53 PM »
I was watching Australian Master Chef last night. Some guy made a meringue and everybody cheered.
I thought… That's odd, normally in Australia they boo meringue.
A bloke went into a baker's, pointed to something on the shelf, and said "Is that an éclair or a meringue?" .The baker said "No, you're right, it's an éclair."
I once tried using "chicken" as a password, but was told it must contain a capital so I tried "chickenkiev"
On another occasion, I tried "beefstew", but was told it wasn't stroganoff.

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2173 on: December 11, 2024, 06:04:10 PM »
SteveH,

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A bloke went into a baker's, pointed to something on the shelf, and said "Is that an éclair or a meringue?" .The baker said "No, you're right, it's an éclair."

Sign at the baker's in Norwich: "In Bread for 150 Years".
"Don't make me come down there."

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Re: More jokes please, good or bad as long as they're funny.
« Reply #2174 on: December 13, 2024, 10:25:48 PM »
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