JK,
I don't think Boris ever wanted to win. It was just a gesture for his leadership ambitions.
Dear Boris,
Look, you fucked up this time and have been found out. Really,
really fucked up and all in the pursuit of your personal political ambitions. You know it, we know it. You never thought you'd win I'm sure, but presumably you calculated that you'd rally enough support in a losing Brexit campaign to justify a leadership bid later on. That's why you didn't bother thinking it through and have no plan of any kind for the huge obstacles that withdrawal would entail. Between us, I suspect too that we both know that what you've brought about is the worst of all worlds - markets tanking, sterling at a 30 year low against the dollar, financial companies already planning to relocate from the UK, racist abuse reported in London and Cambridgeshire, the global power players rubbing their hands at the opportunities a fractured Europe has presented them, the break up of the Union - you name it, it's a catastrophe isn't it. "Project fear" turned out to be project reality and then some, just as you were told it would be.
So what can you do about it? Here's what - you forget your ambitions, give "call me" Dave a ring and tell him you'd be very keen on him proposing to the other EU leaders this week "Art 50 lite" and that you - Boris - as prime minister would take the resulting package to the country for a yes/no vote when they have a clear, not lies-based choice to be had.
If the vote then is to leave, your position would be legitimised; if it's a "no" then you'd say that the people have spoken and you might just get away with it.
You're welcome,
Blue