I've already told you lot that leave means leave : out is out.
Indeed, but you are under a misapprehension about what leaving the EU is.
It doesn't include EEA or any other arrangement like that.
Yes it does. Norway is not in the EU. End of.
So we have a spectrum of possible deals. We could have a Norway type deal, or a Switzerland type deal, or total isolationism or anything in between. These are all alternatives that fulfil the criterion of not being in the EU and none of your frothing at the mouth changes those facts.