God sends natural disasters to punish gays

[Walt Zingmatilder]

MAybe. Can Floo read Red Indian Native American smoke signals?

On careful reflection on the technical aspects of using pipes as a medium for communication, all that would be needed would be a fast smoker and a working knowledge of morse code.

[jeremyp]

And which book would that be, jeremy?

Your Bible. What other book did you think we meant?

[jeremyp]

I didn't know about the pipe smoking, a pipe of peace maybe?  Depends on what is in the pipe I suppose;  some years ago lesbians were well known to smoke cigars and that became a stereotype.

Honestly, this is the first time I have ever heard of lesbian pipe and cigar smokers.

[jeremyp]

Smokers of any sort are not permitted in our home, smoking is a KILLER!

Do you mean they are not allowed in your house at all or just that they are not allowed to smoke in your house? If the former, how do you police the regulation?

[Sebastian Toe]

Do you mean they are not allowed in your house at all or just that they are not allowed to smoke in your house? If the former, how do you police the regulation?

She diligently smells their breath before they enter the house.
Unfortunately she's fucked if they've just had a tic tac!

[Brownie]

Floo might not think it is unfortunate, depends who it is.

[Walt Zingmatilder]

She diligently smells their breath before they enter the house.
Unfortunately she's fucked if they've just had a tic tac!

Yes, but for some she gets the smell of cigarettes before it wears off.