Sorry, no.
What you have done is taken a perfectly good piece of Scripture, mixed it up with your own interpretation, flung bits of pseudoscientific waffle at it untill it begged for mercy, then buried it unceremoniously under a complete lack of peer reviewed evidence.
Hope that helps.
What we have also established is that I'm not going into any emotional black-hole soon, Anchorman. Clearly, Jesus Christ knew how to avoid them as well because he taught us all how to avoid them. The extreme of an emotional black-hole requires help from the Samaritans, or Jesus Christ, directly.
So...why then do so many antiChrist want to wind us all up and sling everyone they can get their hands on into a huge and frightening emotional black-hole...so that we are all weak, lost, and inconsequential? It is because their domain relies exclusively on creating such distress which has our NHS buckling and caving in at the knees.
Learn about Jesus Christ Anchorman. As he taught it, lived it, and was crucified by it, just to show us that the righteous answer to Almighty God...not Satan.