« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: It was either abandon it, or curtains for him  (Read 1498 times)

Nearly Sane

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 64353
It was either abandon it, or curtains for him
« on: October 19, 2016, 10:15:05 AM »
Logged

ad_orientem

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7929
Re: It was either abandon it, or curtains for him
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2016, 10:22:59 AM »
Lol!
Logged
Peace through superior firepower.
Do not believe anything until the Kremlin denies it.

Brownie

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3858
  • Faith evolves
Re: It was either abandon it, or curtains for him
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2016, 10:31:45 AM »
That is very funny but, methinks, it was so conspicuous he must have wanted to be caught for some reason.  Like these people who go shoplifting for peaches in brandy from Harrods and walk about with them in their hand.  He looks like an anthropomorphic guitar case!
Logged
Let us profit by what every day and hour teaches us

floo

  • Guest
Re: It was either abandon it, or curtains for him
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2016, 10:34:34 AM »
It isn't funny, the guy is a thief, I hope they catch him.
Logged

Brownie

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3858
  • Faith evolves
Re: It was either abandon it, or curtains for him
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2016, 10:39:55 AM »
Was he not caught?  He was followed to the canal path where he abandoned the blind, we aren't told in that article what happened next but it's unlikely he was allowed to simply walk away.
Logged
Let us profit by what every day and hour teaches us

Nearly Sane

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 64353
Re: It was either abandon it, or curtains for him
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2016, 10:47:42 AM »
The police are looking for information. I take it he somehow managed to deblind himself and then scarper unencumbered.


I imagine the staff following him were struggling to keep up because of laughing
Logged

Brownie

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3858
  • Faith evolves
Re: It was either abandon it, or curtains for him
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2016, 10:58:21 AM »
If I shoved a fold up table down my front, would I look like an upright piano?
Logged
Let us profit by what every day and hour teaches us

Sebastian Toe

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7719
Re: It was either abandon it, or curtains for him
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2016, 11:27:05 AM »
Quote from: Brownie on October 19, 2016, 10:58:21 AM
If I shoved a fold up table down my front, would I look like an upright piano?
Depends on how your teeth look?
Logged
"The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends.'
Albert Einstein

Brownie

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3858
  • Faith evolves
Re: It was either abandon it, or curtains for him
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2016, 11:45:40 AM »
Maybe an old table with a couple of keys missing?
Logged
Let us profit by what every day and hour teaches us

ekim

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5812
Re: It was either abandon it, or curtains for him
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2016, 04:11:19 PM »
Quote from: Nearly Sane on October 19, 2016, 10:47:42 AM
The police are looking for information. I take it he somehow managed to deblind himself and then scarper unencumbered.


I imagine the staff following him were struggling to keep up because of laughing
...... meanwhile the police are asking for help in locating a guide dog for the blind.
Logged

Nearly Sane

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 64353
Re: It was either abandon it, or curtains for him
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2016, 04:34:04 PM »
Quote from: ekim on October 19, 2016, 04:11:19 PM
...... meanwhile the police are asking for help in locating a guide dog for the blind.
Points.

How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eyes!
Logged

SteveH

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10410
  • God? She's black.
Re: It was either abandon it, or curtains for him
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2016, 07:27:37 AM »
Quote from: Floo on October 19, 2016, 10:34:34 AM
It isn't funny, the guy is a thief, I hope they catch him.
Of course it's funny! Lighten up!
Logged
I have a pet termite. His name is Clint. Clint eats wood.

ippy

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12679
Re: It was either abandon it, or curtains for him
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2016, 04:06:50 PM »
Open and shut case?

ippy
Logged

jeremyp

  • Admin Support
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32509
  • Blurb
    • Sincere Flattery: A blog about computing
Re: It was either abandon it, or curtains for him
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2016, 07:38:05 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on October 19, 2016, 10:39:55 AM
Was he not caught?  He was followed to the canal path where he abandoned the blind, we aren't told in that article what happened next but it's unlikely he was allowed to simply walk away.
He was followed by shop staff, not law enforcement officers. They probably didn't feel that it was safe to confront him.
Logged
This post and all of JeremyP's posts words certified 100% divinely inspired* -- signed God.
*Platinum infallibility package, terms and conditions may apply

jeremyp

  • Admin Support
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32509
  • Blurb
    • Sincere Flattery: A blog about computing
Re: It was either abandon it, or curtains for him
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2016, 07:41:55 PM »
Quote from: Nearly Sane on October 19, 2016, 10:47:42 AM
The police are looking for information. I take it he somehow managed to deblind himself and then scarper unencumbered.


I imagine the staff following him were struggling to keep up because of laughing

He had been to the pub and was blind drunk. His theft was blindingly obvious. When he saw he was being followed he dropped his swag and ran off in a blind panic. Police have several leads but they are mostly blind alleys.
Logged
This post and all of JeremyP's posts words certified 100% divinely inspired* -- signed God.
*Platinum infallibility package, terms and conditions may apply

ippy

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12679
Re: It was either abandon it, or curtains for him
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2016, 08:44:56 PM »
Is this a recorded crime?

ippy
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »