Brexit is well under way (assumption). This will lead to the UK making favourable agreements with all our important trading partners. We know this is the case because our highly intelligent and much admired prime minister has told us so (so it must be true). We can create a trading partnership with China, the world's dominant manufacturing nation, which will be far more advantageous than the current EU partnership.
Our extremely competent government, at the urging of our greatest friend on the planet, the articulate and intellectual giant POTUS Donald J Trump, has decided that any equipment in our digital telecommunications systems must be stripped out as quickly as possible.
China has warned us that the consequences of this action could be serious ...
Having walked away from the world's largest trading bloc, the UK is now sticking two fingers (and more) at China.
Are we set to be the leader of the Third World?