Brilliant
what an image , it could be a comedy sketch
There were a lot of incidents in my secondary school years, which would have made a great sit com!
The Maths mistress always wore knee socks. She was quite strict and had a thing about cats, I remember once she saw one just outside the classroom widow. She gave a screech and went running out to chase it away, it was hilarious!
The French mistress disliked the smell of oranges, if anyone had any in their lunchbox they were liberally squeezed all over her desk and chair!
One of the masters was having his wicked way with a girl in the sixth form, she was one of the prefects!
At lunchtime if he was on duty he made us all stand as the she waltzed her way down the school staircase into the dining room. Once she was seated next to him we were permitted to open our lunchboxes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was the biology master's task to discuss human reproduction with the 5th year girls of which I was one, poor man was highly embarrassed. When he was getting down to the nitty gritty his face went bright red. He happened to be wearing a red tie, and the class cried, "Ooooh Sir, you are going as red as your tie."
The Latin Master also taught geography, at which he was useless. Before he came into the classroom someone would ensure the maps in the map cupboard were stacked in such a way that they would fall out on top of him when he opened the cupboard. It happened each time, but he never seemed to cotton on! One day he decided to tell us jokes instead, when the headmistress entered the classroom with some visitors. Addressing the master she said, "Now Mr W what are you teaching the gals today?" He said he had been teaching us about sheep farming in Australia, the subject of one of his jokes! One wet lunchtime when he was on lunch duty he decided to tell us some ghost stories. They were quite scary, and he was in deep proverbial with the head after many complaints from parents!
There are many more anecdotes but those will suffice!