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Nearly Sane

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Billy goat butts Billy
« on: December 05, 2016, 07:24:34 PM »
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Re: Billy goat butts Billy
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2016, 08:19:58 PM »
Acting the goat



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-38205945?SThisFB





My first thought - before I linked to the story was...."Yes......Orangeman gets it in the...."

My second thought after linking was
"Was the goat interested in the faith position of the owner and was it ordering gender neutral bread?
"for, as long as but a hundred of us remain alive, never will we on any conditions be brought under English rule. It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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Re: Billy goat butts Billy
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2016, 08:27:42 PM »




My first thought - before I linked to the story was...."Yes......Orangeman gets it in the...."

My second thought after linking was
"Was the goat interested in the faith position of the owner and was it ordering gender neutral bread?
Ninja Sectarian Goats!

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Re: Billy goat butts Billy
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2016, 09:03:50 PM »
Ninja Sectarian Goats!

Copyright that a.s.a.p! - there has to be a movie in there somewhere.

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Re: Billy goat butts Billy
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2016, 09:18:10 PM »
Copyright that a.s.a.p! - there has to be a movie in there somewhere.
It could be a supernatural thriller/comedy. Then you could have Bill Murray say the line
"I ain't afraid of no goats"

I'll get my goat coat!  :-[
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Re: Billy goat butts Billy
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2016, 09:32:23 PM »
'We're going need a bigger goat!'

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Re: Billy goat butts Billy
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2016, 09:41:49 PM »
'We're going need a bigger goat!'

I kid you not.

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Re: Billy goat butts Billy
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2016, 09:50:49 PM »
This might sound sheepish, but.... Kid rearole? (With Elvis crooning "Someone's sockin my dreamgoat" )
« Last Edit: December 05, 2016, 10:05:57 PM by Anchorman »
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Re: Billy goat butts Billy
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2016, 08:55:01 AM »
It was fortunate no one was hurt, we used to keep goats and they need to be kept under control as they have minds of their own, unlike sheep.

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Re: Billy goat butts Billy
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2016, 10:32:27 AM »
It was fortunate no one was hurt, we used to keep goats and they need to be kept under control as they have minds of their own, unlike sheep.
You really need to to stop maligning sheep intelligence when you dont have all of the facts.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/8335465/Sheep-are-far-smarter-than-previously-thought.html
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